Quotes by Witty There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult. Tony Hoare humoroussimplewitty The habit of getting up early, which I had formed when the children were young, now became my choice. I am not very bright or very witty or very inventive after the sun goes down. Toni Morrison writingwittychildren The female characters in my books tend to be independent, frisky, spunky, witty, emotionally strong, erotically daring, spiritually oriented and intellectually generous; in short, the kind of women I admire in real life. Tom Robbins strongrealwitty As I get older, I just prefer to knit. Tracey Ullman recyclingwittyfunny I think serial monogamy says it all. Tracey Ullman wittylifefunny The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. Truman Capote good-thingswittysex I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. Umberto Eco powerfulwittylife If two things don't fit, but you believe both of them, thinking that somewhere, hidden, there must be a third thing that connects them, that's credulity. Umberto Eco wittysciencebelieve A transposable aphorism is a malaise of the urge to be witty, or in other words, a maxim that is untroubled by the fact that the opposite of what it says is equally true so long as it appears to be funny. Umberto Eco oppositeswittylong Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. Victor Borge christmaswittyfunny He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. Victor Borge sarcasticwittyfunny A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are. Victor Lownes personswittysex Fashions have done more harm than revolutions. Victor Hugo wisdomwittyfunny The history of most women is hidden either by silence, or by flourishes and ornaments that amount to silence. Virginia Woolf ornamentssilencewitty Old Madame du Deffand and her friends talked for fifty years without stopping. And of it all, what remains? Perhaps three witty sayings. So that we are at liberty to suppose either that nothing was said, or that nothing witty was said, or that the fraction of three witty sayings lasted eighteen thousand two hundred and fifty nights, which does not leave a liberal allowance of wit for any one of them. Virginia Woolf wittynightyears Common sense is not so common. Voltaire wisdomwittylife I read the book of Job last night, I don't think God comes out well in it. Virginia Woolf wittyjobsbook Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake. W. C. Fields cleverwittyfunny I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get. W. C. Fields agewittyfunny I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. W. C. Fields drinkingwittyfunny«5859606162636465666768»
