Quotes by Witty What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once, and that's it? Don't you want to be a part of the experience? You know, what the hell? It's not all a drag, and I'm thinking to myself: Geez! I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get and just enjoy it while it lasts. And, you know, after-who knows? Maybe there is something, nobody really knows. I know that maybe is a very slim reed to hang your whole life on, but that's the best we have. Woody Allen humorouswittythinking I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm. Woody Allen humorouswittyideas This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, Doc, my brother’s crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken. The doctor says, Well, why don’t you turn him in? And the guy says, I would but I need the eggs. Well I guess that’s pretty much how I feel about relationships. You know they’re totally irrational and crazy and absurd but I guess we keep going through it because, uh, most of us need the eggs. Woody Allen crazybrotherwitty The English never draw a line without blurring it. Winston Churchill linesinspirationwitty Science should be on tap, not on top. Winston Churchill technologywittyscience He looks like a female llama who has been surprised in the bath. Winston Churchill llamasfemalewitty If you wanted nothing done at all, Balfour was the man for the job. Winston Churchill wittyjobsmen Your self-esteem is a notch below Kafka. Woody Allen humorousself-esteemwitty Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds. Woody Allen humorousheartwitty The heart wants what it wants. Woody Allen inspirational-lovehumorouswitty I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own. Woody Allen uglyhumorouswitty You will notice that what we are aiming at when we fall in love is a very strange paradox. The paradox consists of the fact that, when we fall in love, we are seeking to re-find all or some of the people to whom we were attached as children. On the other hand, we ask our beloved to correct all of the wrongs that these early parents or siblings inflicted upon us. So that love contains in it the contradiction: The attempt to return to the past and the attempt to undo the past. Woody Allen falling-in-lovewittychildren I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. Xenocrates powerfulwittyinspirational I feel that humor, just like Fred Astaire dance numbers or these lightweight musicals, gives you a little oasis. You are in this horrible world and for an hour and a half you duck into a dark room and it's air-conditioned and the sun is not blinding you and you leave the terror of the universe behind and you are completely transported into an escapist situation. The women are beautiful, the men are witty and heroic, nobody has terrible problems and this is a delightful escapist thing, and you leave the theater refreshed. Woody Allen darkwittybeautiful A rollicking good read-THE HUNTER is steampunk with a Wild West feel. Theresa Meyers is an entertaining and witty writer with a fresh, new voice in the genre. THE HUNTER is a fun-filled ride through a world of demons, vampires, and things that go bump in the night, and kept me turning pages until the very end. Yasmine Galenorn wittyfunnight I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men. William Shakespeare causeswittymen I never said most of the things I said. Yogi Berra baseballwittyfunny Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb. Yul Brynner girlwittyfunny If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well. It were done quickly. William Shakespeare doneactionwitty She marking them begins a wailing note And sings extemporally a woeful ditty How love makes young men thrall and old men dote How love is wise in folly, foolish-witty Her heavy anthem still concludes in woe, And still the choir of echoes answer so. William Shakespeare wisewittylove-is«6162636465666768697071»
