Quotes by Witty Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer. Thomas More powerfulwittysex For such is the nature of men, that howsoever they may acknowledge many others to be more witty, or more eloquent, or more learned, yet they will hardly believe there be many so wise as themselves, for they see their own wit at hand, and other men's at a distance. But this proveth rather that men are in that point equal, than unequal. For there is not ordinarily a greater sign of the equal distribution of any thing than that every man is contented with his share. Thomas Hobbes wisdomwisewitty -Oh yes? Can you identify yourself? -Certainly. I'd know me anywhere. Terry Pratchett know-mewittyfunny The second mouse gets the cheese! Terry Pratchett ironwittyfunny In the long-run every Government is the exact symbol of its People, with their wisdom and unwisdom; we have to say, Like People like Government. Thomas Carlyle governmentrunningwitty People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people. Terry Pratchett ironicwittypeople You know, you're rather amusingly wrong. Terry Pratchett knowswitty Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. Tim Allen datingwittyfunny What I don't like is snark for snark's sake. If you are going to make fun of me, at least be witty while doing it. Tim Ferriss sakewittyfun Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. Tina Fey obstaclescareerswitty You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. Tina Fey smarthumorwitty So, my unsolicited advice to women in the workplace is this. When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really aggressive Buddhism, ask yourself the following question: “Is this person in between me and what I want to do?” If the answer is no, ignore it and move on. Your energy is better used doing your work and outpacing people that way. Then, when you’re in charge, don’t hire the people who were jerky to you. Tina Fey funny-motivationalwittyinspirational To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. Tina Fey trollbridgeswitty Do your thing and don't care if they like it. Tina Fey badassbeing-yourselfwitty Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying "like" all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster. Tina Fey girlwittyfunny It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist. Tina Fey writingwittymoving Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue. In what other profession would you brag about not knowing stuff? “I’m not one of those fancy Harvard heart surgeons. I’m just an unlicensed plumber with a dream and I’d like to cut your chest open.” The crowd cheers. Tina Fey dreamwittyjobs Lesson learned? When people say, "You really, really must" do something, it means you don't really have to. No one ever says, "You really, really must deliver the baby during labor." When it's true, it doesn't need to be said. Tina Fey wittybabymean In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way. Tina Fey top-managementwittymean It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV. Tina Fey tvsperfectwitty«5657585960616263646566»
