Quotes by Witty I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. William J. Clinton marriagewittyfunny Being president is like running a cemetery: you've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. William J. Clinton wisdomrunningwitty Plurality is not to be posited without necessity. William of Ockham logicwitty After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.' William S. Burroughs hilariouswittyfunny I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed! William Shakespeare funny-lifesarcasticwitty A fool and his words are soon parted. William Shenstone foolishnessfoolwitty Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood. William Shakespeare shouldmemorablewitty Like Hemingway and Faulkner, but in an entirely different mode, Fitzgerald had that singular quality without which a writer is not really a writer at all, and that is a voice, a distinct and identifiable voice. This is really not the same thing as a style; a style can be emulated, a voice cannot, and the witty, rueful, elegaic voice gives his work its bright authenticity. William Styron voicewittygiving I praise God for you, sir: your reasons at dinner have been sharp and sententious; pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, audacious without impudency, learned without opinion, and strange with-out heresy. William Shakespeare dinnerlearningwitty The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. William Shakespeare atheistmemorablewitty Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. William Shakespeare fools-daywittycute Were kisses all the joys in bed, William Shakespeare wittyfunnysex The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. Winston Churchill trustwittyfunny A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest Winston Churchill clotheswittyfunny Apollo has peeped through the shutter, Winthrop Mackworth Praed valentinewittymorning Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party Winston Churchill partyleadershipwitty You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else. Winston Churchill sarcasticwittyfunny We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out. Winston Churchill wittyinspiringlife In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left. Winston Churchill wittywarfunny Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. Winston Churchill powerfulhumorouswitty«6162636465666768697071»
