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Only the saints would joke so about the gods, because it was either joke or scream, and they alone knew it was all the same to the gods.

Lois McMaster Bujold
scream jokes saint
Nothing's a joke with me. It just all comes out like one. by Lorrie Moore

Nothing's a joke with me. It just all comes out like one.

Lorrie Moore
jokes
Life must go on, even if it's no joke...just pretend to believe i... by Louis-Ferdinand Celine

Life must go on, even if it's no joke...just pretend to believe in the future.

Louis-Ferdinand Celine
jokes goes-on believe
I could never sit down and write jokes. by Louis C. K.

I could never sit down and write jokes.

Louis C. K.
down-and jokes writing
If life's a joke, then suicide's a bad punch line. by Louise Erdrich

If life's a joke, then suicide's a bad punch line.

Louise Erdrich
jokes lines suicide
My favorite Aggie joke? I'm sorry I don't understand the question by Lyle Lovett

My favorite Aggie joke? I'm sorry I don't understand the question

Lyle Lovett
jokes my-favorite sorry
In life there are always these things happening if you can just g... by Lynda Barry

In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke.

Lynda Barry
happenings jokes ifs

We are not engaged in a complicated joke disguised as a religion. We are engaged in a religion disguised as a complicated joke.

Malaclypse the Younger
engaged jokes complicated
I like to joke that Inhofe is as far left as I'll go for an emplo... by Marc Morano

I like to joke that Inhofe is as far left as I'll go for an employer.

Marc Morano
employers left jokes
I like to respond with jokes and to keep it as light as possible. by Margaret Cho

I like to respond with jokes and to keep it as light as possible.

Margaret Cho
jokes light
I could never make a joke about somebody unless I could say it to... by Margaret Cho

I could never make a joke about somebody unless I could say it to their face and they'd laugh.

Margaret Cho
jokes faces laughing

Then when we did the untitled record, we just didn't feel like putting joke stuff on it, so we didn't. It wasn't really a deliberation or a real introspective thing like, "Are we going to joke on this one, are we not going to joke on this one?" We just didn't feel like it on the untitled one, so we didn't.

Mark Hoppus
introspective jokes real

I don't think any of us felt like, "Oh, we need to put joke songs on the record." If we found something funny, we would record it, and if we wanted to, we'd put it on the record. It's not really something we spent too much time agonizing over.

Mark Hoppus
jokes song thinking
You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in t... by Mark Russell

You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.

Mark Russell
jerry jokes trouble
I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny. by Mark Russell

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

Mark Russell
two-sides jokes sides

Jokes are one of the things that bind the culture. If you can't have jokes about everybody in society and if one group is hedged off and protected then that group can never truly be integrated.

Mark Steyn
integrated jokes culture
Jokes are grievances. by Marshall McLuhan

Jokes are grievances.

Marshall McLuhan
jokes grievance
I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did. by Marty Feldman

I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.

Marty Feldman
embarrassing jokes wish
A German joke is no laughing matter. by Mark Twain

A German joke is no laughing matter.

Mark Twain
jokes matter laughing
Men love a joke - on the other fellow. But your really humorous w... by Mary Roberts Rinehart

Men love a joke - on the other fellow. But your really humorous woman loves a joke on herself.

Mary Roberts Rinehart
jokes humorous men
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