Quotes by Jokes I don't really tell a joke per se, I build up an attitude and it becomes a joke. Don Rickles jokes attitude To this day, to this very day, except for television, I've never had a writer. Anything I've ever done on the stage, happened on the stage and I developed it from there. It started doing impressions and jokes - which I did very poorly. To this day I can't tell a joke. That sounds nuts, but it's true. I exaggerate it and it becomes a joke. Everything I've ever done I've done out on the stage and it became a performance over many many years. Don Rickles impression jokes done Taking a call girl to an STD fair... there's a joke here. Donald Glover stds jokes girl I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself. Dolly Parton jokes ems made I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid. Drew Carey jokes care kids One can make a joke, but one can't be one. Duff Cooper jokes You can dissect a joke just as you can a frog. But it tends to die on you. E. B. White frogs jokes dies All crises, once averted, become jokes. Edan Lepucki jokes crisis I never wrote a joke in my life. I just get on stage and let it flow. Eddie Griffin jokes When a drawing doesn't come out right it's because I haven't figured out where the joke is. Not that every drawing has a joke, but every drawing has a point. At least it should have. And you figure out where the point is. Edward Sorel jokes My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes. Emily Deschanel whole-family jokes sarcastic I tell the most horrible jokes. Emmanuelle Chriqui horrible jokes Hillary Clinton wouldn't have make a joke about wiping the server clean with a towel or now we find out about bashing old Blackberries to get rid of them or the fact that she had 13 Blackberries. Eric Bolling jokes clinton server If there's an intelligence behind the joke - - it's a good joke. Eric Andre jokes behinds ifs jokes are used to hide the truth! Eric Jerome Dickey jokes used Have you considered the option of getting the joke? If not, try it now and redeem your soul. Erik Naggum jokes soul trying I'm not a joke guy; I'm not a stand-up comic. Eugene Levy comic jokes guy Cougar jokes are now as hackneyed as airplane food. Felipe Esparza cougars airplane jokes Most of my jokes are racist - usually about the Irish. Frank Carson racist jokes I've got foundation jokes, the ones that got me where I am, so everything I do just builds on top of that. Gabriel Iglesias foundation jokes «1234567891011»