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I don't really tell a joke per se, I build up an attitude and it... by Don Rickles

I don't really tell a joke per se, I build up an attitude and it becomes a joke.

Don Rickles
jokes attitude

To this day, to this very day, except for television, I've never had a writer. Anything I've ever done on the stage, happened on the stage and I developed it from there. It started doing impressions and jokes - which I did very poorly. To this day I can't tell a joke. That sounds nuts, but it's true. I exaggerate it and it becomes a joke. Everything I've ever done I've done out on the stage and it became a performance over many many years.

Don Rickles
impression jokes done
Taking a call girl to an STD fair... there's a joke here. by Donald Glover

Taking a call girl to an STD fair... there's a joke here.

Donald Glover
stds jokes girl
I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself. by Dolly Parton

I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.

Dolly Parton
jokes ems made
I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid. by Drew Carey

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

Drew Carey
jokes care kids
One can make a joke, but one can't be one. by Duff Cooper

One can make a joke, but one can't be one.

Duff Cooper
jokes
You can dissect a joke just as you can a frog. But it tends to di... by E. B. White

You can dissect a joke just as you can a frog. But it tends to die on you.

E. B. White
frogs jokes dies
All crises, once averted, become jokes. by Edan Lepucki

All crises, once averted, become jokes.

Edan Lepucki
jokes crisis
I never wrote a joke in my life. I just get on stage and let it f... by Eddie Griffin

I never wrote a joke in my life. I just get on stage and let it flow.

Eddie Griffin
jokes

When a drawing doesn't come out right it's because I haven't figured out where the joke is. Not that every drawing has a joke, but every drawing has a point. At least it should have. And you figure out where the point is.

Edward Sorel
jokes
My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes. by Emily Deschanel

My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes.

Emily Deschanel
whole-family jokes sarcastic
I tell the most horrible jokes. by Emmanuelle Chriqui

I tell the most horrible jokes.

Emmanuelle Chriqui
horrible jokes

Hillary Clinton wouldn't have make a joke about wiping the server clean with a towel or now we find out about bashing old Blackberries to get rid of them or the fact that she had 13 Blackberries.

Eric Bolling
jokes clinton server
If there's an intelligence behind the joke - - it's a good joke. by Eric Andre

If there's an intelligence behind the joke - - it's a good joke.

Eric Andre
jokes behinds ifs
jokes are used to hide the truth! by Eric Jerome Dickey

jokes are used to hide the truth!

Eric Jerome Dickey
jokes used
Have you considered the option of getting the joke? If not, try i... by Erik Naggum

Have you considered the option of getting the joke? If not, try it now and redeem your soul.

Erik Naggum
jokes soul trying
I'm not a joke guy; I'm not a stand-up comic. by Eugene Levy

I'm not a joke guy; I'm not a stand-up comic.

Eugene Levy
comic jokes guy
Cougar jokes are now as hackneyed as airplane food. by Felipe Esparza

Cougar jokes are now as hackneyed as airplane food.

Felipe Esparza
cougars airplane jokes
Most of my jokes are racist - usually about the Irish. by Frank Carson

Most of my jokes are racist - usually about the Irish.

Frank Carson
racist jokes

I've got foundation jokes, the ones that got me where I am, so everything I do just builds on top of that.

Gabriel Iglesias
foundation jokes
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