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The future of this nation, with the present generation, You must... by Ira Gershwin

The future of this nation, with the present generation, You must admit is nothing but a joke

Ira Gershwin
nations jokes generations

I voted for Ralph Nader in 2000, but I will not make that mistake again. The joke is over for Nader. He was funny once, but now he belongs to the dead.

Hunter S. Thompson
jokes mistake
If nothing is delightful without love and jokes, then live in lov... by Horace

If nothing is delightful without love and jokes, then live in love and jokes.

Horace
delightful jokes life
I enjoy life. I always enjoy jokes. by Ivan Lendl

I enjoy life. I always enjoy jokes.

Ivan Lendl
enjoy-life jokes enjoy

I joke sometimes that I live a protracted adolescence, that a part of me will always be twelve years old.

Jack Driscoll
adolescence jokes sometimes

Always warm up the audience with a joke....If you are not a particularly funny person, make sure that you inform them that it's a joke.

Jacob M. Appel
audience jokes persons

A professional writer is a joke. You write because you can't do anything else, and then you have another job.

Jamaica Kincaid
jokes writing jobs
Jokes are very curious things psychologically. by James Callis

Jokes are very curious things psychologically.

James Callis
curious jokes
My friends joke because I will take my clothes off, at the drop o... by James Cromwell

My friends joke because I will take my clothes off, at the drop of a hat.

James Cromwell
hats clothes jokes
As you can tell from watching the show, I'm not a strong joke wri... by Janeane Garofalo

As you can tell from watching the show, I'm not a strong joke writer per se.

Janeane Garofalo
jokes strong shows

When you're an older woman [in a movie] you tend to be in - how did you put it? You're the brunt of the joke.

Jane Fonda
older-women jokes
People that do "bits" and "jokes" or "one-liners" are going by th... by Jay Mohr

People that do "bits" and "jokes" or "one-liners" are going by the wayside.

Jay Mohr
one-liner jokes people

I can't defend someone else's jokes. I can only defend my jokes, and I have to live with my own jokes.

Jeff Ross
jokes my-own i-can
Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline secur... by Jay Leno

Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline security was a joke.

Jay Leno
airline-security jokes states
I've been burn when it comes to my hair that it ain't no joke. by Jenifer Lewis

I've been burn when it comes to my hair that it ain't no joke.

Jenifer Lewis
jokes hair
I don't like to joke about dating. by Jen Kirkman

I don't like to joke about dating.

Jen Kirkman
dating jokes

When I was governor, if I told a joke in front of the press - I learned. I would go, "That was a joke, joke, joke," and I'd say it three times.

Jesse Ventura
governors jokes three
Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monolo... by Jim Fowler

Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues.

Jim Fowler
monologues jokes
I mean, this is a joke, to try to implicate me as like a friend o... by Jill Stein

I mean, this is a joke, to try to implicate me as like a friend of the Russians.

Jill Stein
jokes trying mean
I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going... by Jim Gaffigan

I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine.

Jim Gaffigan
routine jokes
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