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Everybody doesn't have to get every joke. People really appreciat... by Matt Groening

Everybody doesn't have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to.

Matt Groening
jokes appreciate people
Patriotism is a joke in the UK. by Matt Tong

Patriotism is a joke in the UK.

Matt Tong
jokes

Michael Gambon telling filthy jokes and Alan Rickman talking about scrambled eggs, just really normal things, and yet they're these amazingly, superb, famous actors. I feel so privileged to have been around them on the set of Harry Potter.

Matthew Lewis
superb jokes filthy
Jokes are unanswerable objections. by Mason Cooley

Jokes are unanswerable objections.

Mason Cooley
objections jokes

What joke can I say about Donald Trump that he hasn't said about himself? When he gets dressed, he comes out as Donald Trump. We've made fun of his hair for 30 years. It's still the same if not worse. There's nothing we could really say about him.

Michael Che
jokes fun
A joke isn't a joke until someone laughs. by Michael Crawford

A joke isn't a joke until someone laughs.

Michael Crawford
jokes laughing

I performed stand-up because I didn't have to ask anyone's permission. My set was never joke-centric. It was a performance.

Michael Keaton
jokes performances permission
Come. We must go deeper with no justice and no jokes. by Michael Ondaatje

Come. We must go deeper with no justice and no jokes.

Michael Ondaatje
deeper jokes justice
There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a... by Michael Scott

There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke.

Michael Scott
appropriate jokes
I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one some day. by Michael Scott

I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one some day.

Michael Scott
inside-jokes jokes
Billy (Martin) was a great one for jokes. He liked to play a joke... by Mickey Mantle

Billy (Martin) was a great one for jokes. He liked to play a joke more than anyone I ever knew.

Mickey Mantle
jokes baseball play
The wind likes making jokes! by Mehmet Murat Ildan

The wind likes making jokes!

Mehmet Murat Ildan
jokes likes wind
I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're... by Milton Berle

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost.

Milton Berle
jokes lost
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. by Mitch Hedberg

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.

Mitch Hedberg
jokes comedy funny
when he smiles it's as if you'd just told him the first joke on e... by Mitch Albom

when he smiles it's as if you'd just told him the first joke on earth.

Mitch Albom
jokes earth firsts
It's not appropriate to joke about the Ku Klux Klan. by Mitt Romney

It's not appropriate to joke about the Ku Klux Klan.

Mitt Romney
ku-klux-klan appropriate jokes
Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all. by Muhammad Ali

Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all.

Muhammad Ali
truth-is jokes greatness
I'm a plethora of stolen jokes and kitschy references. by Nathan Fillion

I'm a plethora of stolen jokes and kitschy references.

Nathan Fillion
stolen jokes
If sex isn't a joke, what is it? by Nella Larsen

If sex isn't a joke, what is it?

Nella Larsen
jokes ifs sex
Hey, that's life, flick it off if you can't take a joke. by Neil Gaiman

Hey, that's life, flick it off if you can't take a joke.

Neil Gaiman
hey jokes ifs
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