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A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are tr... by Jimmy Carr

A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true.

Jimmy Carr
jokes surprising sound
There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could. by Jimmy Carr

There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could.

Jimmy Carr
jokes people
I do just want to do jokes. I don't want to be a divisive figure. by Jim Gaffigan

I do just want to do jokes. I don't want to be a divisive figure.

Jim Gaffigan
jokes figures want
I don't mind being the brunt of a joke, so long as it's a good on... by Joey McIntyre

I don't mind being the brunt of a joke, so long as it's a good one.

Joey McIntyre
jokes mind long
A symphony is no joke. by Johannes Brahms

A symphony is no joke.

Johannes Brahms
jokes symphony
Want to know why women don't blink during foreplay? Not enough ti... by Joan Rivers

Want to know why women don't blink during foreplay? Not enough time.

Joan Rivers
blink enough-time jokes
You can make jokes but [ George Clooney] is everything that anyon... by John Krasinski

You can make jokes but [ George Clooney] is everything that anyone's ever said about him.

John Krasinski
jokes said

Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them.

John Lasseter
pun jokes talking
God's jokes are the soul's curriculum. by John Perry Barlow

God's jokes are the soul's curriculum.

John Perry Barlow
curriculum jokes soul

You can write jokes at any point of the day. Jokes are not that hard to write, or they shouldn't be when it is literally your job.

John Oliver
jokes writing jobs
I used to joke that I was trying to sell out, and nobody would bu... by John Waters

I used to joke that I was trying to sell out, and nobody would buy me.

John Waters
jokes used trying
I can't stand not being able to joke around on set, so I have to. by Johnny Depp

I can't stand not being able to joke around on set, so I have to.

Johnny Depp
jokes able i-can
I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them... by Jon Stewart

I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected.

Jon Stewart
political-jokes jokes political
I don't do jokes. The characters are my jokes. by Jonathan Winters

I don't do jokes. The characters are my jokes.

Jonathan Winters
jokes character
So if you're negative, you live longer? That sounds like a cruel... by Jon Stewart

So if you're negative, you live longer? That sounds like a cruel joke.

Jon Stewart
jokes sound negative
Ah, the first rule of public speaking -- always start with a joke... by Jon Stewart

Ah, the first rule of public speaking -- always start with a joke.

Jon Stewart
public-speaking jokes firsts

A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.'

Jon Stewart
insult-to-injury jokes expression

Surprise makes a joke funny. I love it when someone tells me something I couldn't possibly have expected; you've been led along one path and - bang! - the joke comes out of nowhere.

Josie Long
jokes surprise path
Round-heads and Wooden-shoes are standing jokes. by Joseph Addison

Round-heads and Wooden-shoes are standing jokes.

Joseph Addison
jokes shoes standing

Humor is his defense mechanism, so that would allow me to talk about some serious subjects, but get a lot of hilarious jokes in.

Judd Apatow
jokes serious
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