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[Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie's function in his life. She... by Susan Elizabeth Phillips

[Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie's function in his life. She was God's joke on him.

Susan Elizabeth Phillips
function understood jokes
And what exactly is a dream and what exactly is a joke? by Syd Barrett

And what exactly is a dream and what exactly is a joke?

Syd Barrett
exactly-is jokes dream
We have to joke about it because the alternative is to be scared by Suzanne Collins

We have to joke about it because the alternative is to be scared

Suzanne Collins
scared jokes alternatives

I always joke that I'd like to be a cat 'cause then I'll have nine lives, and then I can do like everything. But that's really hard.

Tavi Gevinson
jokes cat

When people come in to act on the show, we say, "Just be extremely dry and not funny. Let the idea be the joke." That holds true through a lot of our stuff.

Tim Heidecker
jokes people
That sun is lookin' good... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke w... by Tom Bergeron

That sun is lookin' good... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome.

Tom Bergeron
jokes sun hot
Life is a joke that's just begun. by W. S. Gilbert

Life is a joke that's just begun.

W. S. Gilbert
jokes life-is
If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is conce... by Will Rogers

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.

Will Rogers
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Some one is generally sure to be the sufferer by a joke. by William Hazlitt

Some one is generally sure to be the sufferer by a joke.

William Hazlitt
sufferers jokes

There were many times when I kept silent about being Jewish as I got older, when Jewish jokes were told.

William Shatner
silent jokes
A poem is a serious joke, a truth that has learned jujitsu. by William Stafford

A poem is a serious joke, a truth that has learned jujitsu.

William Stafford
jokes crafts serious
Existentialists are monumentally and monotonously serious; they d... by Wislawa Szymborska

Existentialists are monumentally and monotonously serious; they don't like to joke.

Wislawa Szymborska
existentialist jokes serious
I make jokes. That's what I do. by Wyatt Cenac

I make jokes. That's what I do.

Wyatt Cenac
jokes

My English is closer to the literary English, and I'm not very familiar with jokes in English or with, you know, with small talk in English.

J. M. G. Le Clezio
small know you jokes

Engineers working in the 'black world' of classified military projects are often referred to in military circles as 'black hats.' There are a lot of jokes about the difference between 'white hats' and their spooky counterparts.

Trevor Paglen
jokes black white world

Most young comedians would be lying to say that they weren't huge Weird Al fans when they were kids. Weird Al is probably the first person I ever realized had a career that was just making jokes.

Trevor Moore
weird person say jokes

It's okay for me to make jokes about disabled people and people with horrible diseases because they make me uncomfortable, and I don't want to be like them.

Tom Segura
me jokes want people

I used to do much shorter jokes a lot more.

Tom Segura
much more jokes used

I guess my idea of a good audience is one that's quiet and listens, but also that's alive: they respond, they're getting the jokes, they're with me. And that' s been happening.

Dan Hicks
good me jokes quiet

I don't like long jokes. I like stories rather than setup punchlines.

Sebastian Maniscalco
than like jokes long
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