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The joke loses everything when the joker laughs himself. by Friedrich Schiller

The joke loses everything when the joker laughs himself.

Friedrich Schiller
loses jokes laughing
He who does not understand a joke, he does not understand Danish. by Georg Brandes

He who does not understand a joke, he does not understand Danish.

Georg Brandes
danish jokes doe
Every joke can't be dazzling. And if you think you spotted an inc... by George Meyer

Every joke can't be dazzling. And if you think you spotted an inconsistency, you did!

George Meyer
inconsistency jokes thinking
Fate seemed to be playing a series of extraordinarily unamusing j... by George Orwell

Fate seemed to be playing a series of extraordinarily unamusing jokes.

George Orwell
series jokes fate

I guess I'm like Roger Miller who used to say that he didn't have as many jokes as he thought he did.

Glen Campbell
roger jokes used
I'm really bad at writing jokes. by Glenn Howerton

I'm really bad at writing jokes.

Glenn Howerton
jokes writing
Some people, they just don't get a joke. by Glenn Frey

Some people, they just don't get a joke.

Glenn Frey
jokes people

... the majority of us scarcely see more distinctly the faultiness of our own conduct than the faultiness of our own arguments, orthe dulness [sic] of our own jokes.

George Eliot
argument majority jokes
A joke is necessary at this time. by Grace Paley

A joke is necessary at this time.

Grace Paley
jokes
There was always another side to a joke, the side of the victim. by Graham Greene

There was always another side to a joke, the side of the victim.

Graham Greene
jokes victim sides
I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke. by Harold Ramis

I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.

Harold Ramis
fart jokes thinking
I'm a fun person. I like cracking jokes and being completely nerd... by Helena Christensen

I'm a fun person. I like cracking jokes and being completely nerdy.

Helena Christensen
jokes persons fun
I'm offended by political jokes. Too often they get elected. by Henny Youngman

I'm offended by political jokes. Too often they get elected.

Henny Youngman
political-jokes jokes political
If a joke is too hard to visualize, I tell the young comics, then... by Henny Youngman

If a joke is too hard to visualize, I tell the young comics, then what the hell good is it?

Henny Youngman
hell jokes young
America has got to learn to take a joke. by Herman Cain

America has got to learn to take a joke.

Herman Cain
jokes america
It is almost a joke, but a joke that nobody tells. by Hilary Mantel

It is almost a joke, but a joke that nobody tells.

Hilary Mantel
jokes
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling. by Friedrich Nietzsche

A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.

Friedrich Nietzsche
funny-life jokes feelings
He was saying that the end of the world wasn't an accident; it wa... by Holly Black

He was saying that the end of the world wasn't an accident; it was a joke.

Holly Black
end-of-the-world jokes ends
Never joke at funerals, or during business transactions. by Herman Melville

Never joke at funerals, or during business transactions.

Herman Melville
transactions jokes funeral
To me, music is no joke and it's not for sale. by Ian MacKaye

To me, music is no joke and it's not for sale.

Ian MacKaye
jokes music-is
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