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Given a little time for the pain to subside, dreadful experiences often can be the basis of funny jokes or stories.

Steve Allen
jokes pain time funny

In Bengal, Hindus are known to crack jokes at the expense of their gods and goddesses and that's what I did.

Sunil Gangopadhyay
crack gods did jokes

I think a comedian has to be low status on some level; that gives you the right to do all sorts of jokes about all sorts of different kinds of people.

Stewart Lee
think you jokes people

Woody says I can make jokes, but I don't get them - I'm always looking deeper for the meanings.

Soon-Yi Previn
looking always jokes i-can

I think writers have become hypnotised by the number of jokes on the page at the expense of character.

Sherwood Schwartz
become think jokes character

I like to go out on the golf course and talk, cut up, and tell jokes.

Scott Harvey
talk go jokes golf

I only have eight jokes, but I can do 'em over a two-hour period of time.

Ron Shock
only jokes i-can time

Many old music hall fans were present at the funeral today of Fred 'Chuckles' Jenkins, Britain's oldest and unfunniest comedian. In tribute, the vicar read out one of Fred's jokes, and the congregation had two minutes silence.

Ronnie Barker
jokes music silence today

I've done a lot of death cartoons - tombstones, Grim Reaper, illness, obituaries... I'm not great at analyzing things, but my guess is that maybe the only relief from the terror of being alive is jokes.

Roz Chast
great jokes done death
I'm the youngest of four, and I'm always the clown - making the j... by Rose Byrne

I'm the youngest of four, and I'm always the clown - making the jokes, wanting attention.

Rose Byrne
always clown jokes attention

I know that drummers tend to be the butt of a thousand jokes, usually from the uninformed and untalented, but I always felt I had an important role.

Roger Taylor
butt know jokes important

Comedy, at least the way I write comedy, is just drama with jokes.

Rob Walton
jokes comedy drama way

When I was younger, I listened to the greats: Winters, Mel and Carl, Nichols and May, Pryor, Carlin, Klein, Berman and lots of Lenny Bruce albums. But once I started doing fairly well, I didn't want to hear anybody's jokes or premises.

Richard Lewis
well doing jokes want

We write for those who get the musical jokes. But for those who don't, there is always something else going on. That's why we have such a widespread audience.

Richard Hyung-ki Joo
why something always jokes

They're just jokes, people. They can't all be funny.

Theo Von
just jokes funny people
I'm kind of a nerd. A square. And I'm terrible at telling jokes.... by Jeff MacNelly

I'm kind of a nerd. A square. And I'm terrible at telling jokes. I always forget the punch line.

Jeff MacNelly
punch always jokes forget

I write in reverse: Rather than come up with a narrative and write jokes for that narrative, I write jokes independently of the narrative, then I try to fit them in.

Jeff Kinney
write try up jokes
Mathematicians are always playing tricks on each other. They're a... by Jeremy Irons

Mathematicians are always playing tricks on each other. They're always pulling jokes on each other.

Jeremy Irons
playing always pulling jokes
I am constantly the butt of jokes. by Jerry Reinsdorf

I am constantly the butt of jokes.

Jerry Reinsdorf
butt am i-am jokes
Pulled pork jokes never get old. by Joel Edgerton

Pulled pork jokes never get old.

Joel Edgerton
old get never jokes
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