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I tell jokes, chat with people, and make stuff. by Aisha Tyler

I tell jokes, chat with people, and make stuff.

Aisha Tyler
make tell jokes people

I tend to process stuff by making jokes about it. It's something that makes me annoying to be around in times of real crisis.

Alexandra Petri
me jokes real process

I suppose I'm going on stage and making jokes about the fact that the audience are expecting the show to be about something and that they might learn something.

Andrew Lawrence
something audience jokes stage

Rob and I both have a problem with taking jokes too far.

Ayda Field
far both jokes problem

Rob and I both have this strange sense of comedy which always involves us being the butt of our own jokes.

Ayda Field
butt jokes comedy strange
I've included these little jokes and mysteries in my writing for... by Armistead Maupin

I've included these little jokes and mysteries in my writing for the amusement of readers.

Armistead Maupin
little amusement jokes writing

When I visited Chechnya, I was taken aback at first because people would regularly make jokes about kidnapping me.

Anthony Marra
about me jokes people
Betty White jokes are just not for me. by Angie Dickinson

Betty White jokes are just not for me.

Angie Dickinson
just me jokes white

My goal is to be exactly how I am offstage - although I realize I'm supposed to punctuate it with jokes.

Andy Kindler
realize i-am how jokes

I have always loved really dense, complicated stories with lots of layers, tons of obscure literary references, and a plethora of inside jokes.

Alethea Kontis
inside loved jokes complicated

My dad died right after performing at the Friars' roast for Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz. I have that tape somewhere. There's still a lot of good jokes in there. I mean, that was 1958.

Albert Brooks
somewhere good jokes dad
There is not a racist bone in my dad's body. He doesn't even laug... by Alan Wilson

There is not a racist bone in my dad's body. He doesn't even laugh at distasteful jokes.

Alan Wilson
laugh jokes dad body
I've always been 'ethnic friend,' without any serious moments, al... by Al Madrigal

I've always been 'ethnic friend,' without any serious moments, all jokes.

Al Madrigal
friend jokes serious moments
Fart jokes still work for me. by Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

Fart jokes still work for me.

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
me fart jokes work

I'd get home at 3:30 A.M. from the bar after my shift ended at 1. I'd write jokes, film it, and then sleep. So I did that for two years.

Katie Nolan
jokes home sleep two

Garry Shandling's stand-up specials were masterpieces of tightly crafted stories that delivered both hard jokes and hard truths. He was neurotic and self-deprecating, and his observations on life cut deep.

Nell Scovell
deep hard jokes life

While 'The Middle' is still funny for adults to watch, there aren't sex jokes. And I'm fine with that. I like the idea that my nieces and nephews can watch it without their parents.

Neil Flynn
parents jokes funny sex

After being a born-again punk rocker for about ten years, the whole thing started falling apart. American hardcore had become Californians in baggy shorts making jokes about being white trash, and British punk had morphed into dogmatic crusties yelling at everyone about everything.

Gavin McInnes
everyone everything jokes white
When somebody says that a comic steals jokes, it's the ultimate b... by Carlos Mencia

When somebody says that a comic steals jokes, it's the ultimate betrayal of comedy.

Carlos Mencia
comic betrayal jokes comedy

I knew how to come up with jokes at someone's expense really fast.

Catherine Reitman
fast how someone jokes
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