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Every sketch goes through a rewrite stage where a group of writers sits around a table and pitches more jokes and ideas for the piece.

Vanessa Bayer
sketch group jokes ideas
Melissa and I both say we don't write very good jokes. by Ben Falcone

Melissa and I both say we don't write very good jokes.

Ben Falcone
write say good jokes

People are attracted to entertainment, for sure, or jokes, excitement and romantically heightened stories that might be false, but are still attractive fantasies.

Bennett Miller
excitement jokes entertainment people
I don't do politics, I don't do religion, I don't do ethnic jokes... by Bill Engvall

I don't do politics, I don't do religion, I don't do ethnic jokes.

Bill Engvall
ethnic jokes politics religion

Pixar make kids' movies, but there are jokes in there for adults, and it never gets too sentimental.

Billy Howle
make movies never jokes

It's perfectly okay if you don't understand every single one of them. For one thing, I make a lot of corny jokes, and you have to be 40 years old to get some of them.

Brian P. Cleary
understand you single jokes

I guess I tell jokes a lot, but I'm not really that sure because sometimes they don't laugh, and they just stare at me like I said something insulting.

Naomi Osaka
laugh me jokes sometimes
I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most imp... by Eric Andre

I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind.

Eric Andre
remembered jokes important want
I do like rude jokes. They're men jokes. by Engelbert Humperdinck

I do like rude jokes. They're men jokes.

Engelbert Humperdinck
like jokes rude men
I have a very good sense of humour. I love telling jokes, especia... by Engelbert Humperdinck

I have a very good sense of humour. I love telling jokes, especially on the golf course.

Engelbert Humperdinck
good jokes golf love

When you have a couple hundred people in one huge space, that's gonna lead to jokes and it's a breeding ground for practical jokes and teasing.

Erin Duffy
you jokes space people
Life likes jokes; life is constantly making jokes, even at the mo... by Elizabeth McCracken

Life likes jokes; life is constantly making jokes, even at the most inopportune moments.

Elizabeth McCracken
jokes likes moments life

Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman.

Carey Williams
farmer jokes daughter change

I am a bit of a Cheap Pete, but I do spend a fortune on books and false moustaches and practical jokes.

Karen Duffy
cheap books i-am jokes

There is always something funny going on between scenes with Adam Sandler. He's always cracking jokes and yelling at people for no reason. It's pretty funny. He'll joke around during scenes, too. When he guest-starred on 'Jessie,' there was nothing in the script that he said first take.

Cameron Boyce
nothing jokes funny people

There were two things I used to do to seduce girls: jokes and music. Since I'm not a great pianist, jokes were my thing.

Gad Elmaleh
things great jokes music

If I were bombing with my jokes in English, I would go back to France. Maybe do that mime thing.

Gad Elmaleh
english back go jokes

People get really scared when women reclaim words, talk about themselves honestly and also make jokes because it's a really unstoppable combination.

Caitlin Moran
words women jokes people

Vegas has the Whitman's Sampler of audiences. They come from all different places, so you have to do some crowd psychology. You have to find the heartbeat of the room. It doesn't shift my jokes, but it shifts my timing and my attention.

Hal Sparks
find you jokes attention

I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny.

Harland Williams
laugh jokes acting funny
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