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Sure, I'm sensitive about my weight. I don't do fat jokes. by John Candy

Sure, I'm sensitive about my weight. I don't do fat jokes.

John Candy
fat about sensitive jokes
My act's not heavy on pop culture or stories, just lots of jokes. by Judah Friedlander

My act's not heavy on pop culture or stories, just lots of jokes.

Judah Friedlander
act just jokes culture

I can't do jokes. I've always come from left field and tried to subvert conventional comedy. I started as a rebellion against that - albeit a very soft and surreal rebellion. It's escapist.

Julian Barratt
always rebellion jokes comedy

I'm not built for war. I'm built for entertainment. I'm built for jokes - either telling them or being the butt of them.

Josh Peck
butt jokes entertainment war

I like to have my characters talking in an up-to-date way, and I like their essentially modern self-awareness, which means we can have lots of irony and jokes.

Jonathan Stroud
like jokes talking way

As comedians, we are all laughing because life is so horrible. Life is so difficult, and I cope with it by making jokes about absolutely everything.

Joan Rivers
everything difficult jokes life

I've actually phased out the misogynistic jokes because I used to think that everyone knew that I was joking.

Jim Jefferies
everyone because think jokes

Nixon started auditing late-night show hosts because they were making jokes about him. Then, every single one of their staff got tax audits.

Jim Jefferies
late-night show single jokes

My poems... the ones that start out as jokes become these big ponderous things and the ones that start out ponderous devolve into jokes.

Jess Walter
big start things jokes

We were watching the first series recently, and it has a charm, a kind of amateur charm. At that point we didn't involve ourselves technically at all - we just messed about and told our jokes - and it looks a bit like that.

Jennifer Saunders
watching like jokes looks

I just saw 'Tiny Furniture' and became so obsessed with it that Judd Apatow jokes that I'm the distributor of it. I was making copies and giving them out.

Jennifer Konner
just furniture jokes giving

When I hit the scene, there was Billy Connolly and Max Boyce. It was all mother-in-law and Irish jokes, and we broke the mould. Now there are thousands of comedians out there, and I don't think I can be above it all.

Jasper Carrott
mother-in-law think jokes i-can

As 'Psych' went on, deeper in the run, I started to feel more of a challenge just because, how many jokes are there? How many times can you reinvent the wheel?

James Roday
challenge feel you jokes

Words played an important part in my growing up. Not only the written word... but words that flew through the air: jokes, riddles, puns.

James Howe
words jokes growing-up important

Every comedian feels out an audience. As you're telling jokes, if they're not laughing at this, you change the subject.

Jackie Mason
you audience jokes change

I have about 1,000 hours of myself on tape in a vault in Los Angeles. But I also have a photographic memory about my jokes, because they're really about me; they're my stories.

Louie Anderson
memory myself me jokes

I think people are a lot more sensitive than they used to be, and quite rightly so. I don't think we should be using racial jokes and things like that.

Lewis Grizzard
things think jokes people
I secrete jokes like the pancreas secretes... whatever the pancre... by Marshall Brickman

I secrete jokes like the pancreas secretes... whatever the pancreas secretes.

Marshall Brickman
whatever like jokes

Most of my standup is about stuff that makes me uncomfortable. There are also things I don't joke about. I don't do jokes about the people who helped me get sober.

Martha Kelly
joke me jokes people
I did the commencement speech at UNH in 2006, and one of the bigg... by Mike O'Malley

I did the commencement speech at UNH in 2006, and one of the biggest jokes was a 'Guts' joke.

Mike O'Malley
joke guts jokes speech
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