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My whole life, I've been telling jokes. by Brad Garrett

My whole life, I've been telling jokes.

Brad Garrett
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Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to - everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.

Brad Williams
jokes want

My joke about Aaron Sorkin is that The West Wing was a great show about democracy, run by Kim Jong-Il!

Bradley Whitford
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I joke around all the time, 'I'm Asian; I'm really good at math.' by Brenda Song

I joke around all the time, 'I'm Asian; I'm really good at math.'

Brenda Song
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I'm really bad with jokes. I would have to say Limp Bizkit. by Brian Molko

I'm really bad with jokes. I would have to say Limp Bizkit.

Brian Molko
limp-bizkit jokes
I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, bu... by Bruce Forsyth

I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.

Bruce Forsyth
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I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, thou... by Carol Burnett

I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.

Carol Burnett
jokes my-soul soul

I think a lot of people misinterpret what I'm doing because they think of it as just a joke or they think of it as disposable.

Casey Spooner
jokes people thinking

You can't just explain a joke. Either it isn't funny, or the person just totally missed the punchline.

Cass McCombs
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A joke a day keeps the gloom away! by Cesar Romero

A joke a day keeps the gloom away!

Cesar Romero
gloom jokes
Really, I'm pretty laid-back, always cracking jokes. by Chace Crawford

Really, I'm pretty laid-back, always cracking jokes.

Chace Crawford
laid-back jokes
I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense. by Chelsea Handler

I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.

Chelsea Handler
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Anything where we're the butt of the joke, no one tells us about... by Chris Martin

Anything where we're the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it.

Chris Martin
jokes
The joke is, we all have the same punchline. by Chuck Palahniuk

The joke is, we all have the same punchline.

Chuck Palahniuk
punchlines jokes
You do not respond to an attempt on your life with a slap on the... by Cinda Williams Chima

You do not respond to an attempt on your life with a slap on the hand. Or a joke.

Cinda Williams Chima
slap jokes hands
My friends joke that I raised the Titanic and never left the Rock... by Clive Cussler

My friends joke that I raised the Titanic and never left the Rockies.

Clive Cussler
raised my-friends jokes
It all started with a badly timed bald joke! by Colin Mochrie

It all started with a badly timed bald joke!

Colin Mochrie
jokes

I know that's not the right accent, but I can't do the right accent. It's either the wrong accent or another Octomom joke.

Craig Ferguson
accents jokes knows

... nothing broke my heart like the slow death of a shared joke that had once seemed genuinely funny.

Curtis Sittenfeld
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The best jokes on The Leftovers are the ones that make you feel a... by Damon Lindelof

The best jokes on The Leftovers are the ones that make you feel a little sick to your stomach.

Damon Lindelof
jokes sick
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