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You write the script, and then you just go over it 400 times and make all the jokes better. It really is true. That's essentially the way it works.

Dana Gould
over-it jokes writing
I have been sober for the longest time. Oh, it's over a decade no... by Dana Plato

I have been sober for the longest time. Oh, it's over a decade now. No joke.

Dana Plato
sober has-beens jokes
Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke. by Dane Cook

Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.

Dane Cook
jokes
I'm aware that I should end a joke with the good part, I choose n... by Daniel Tosh

I'm aware that I should end a joke with the good part, I choose not too.

Daniel Tosh
jokes ends should
I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes. by Dave Attell

I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes.

Dave Attell
comic jokes

I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.

Dave Attell
comic jokes writing
I don't do any jokes that old. I might have maybe one or two joke... by Dave Chappelle

I don't do any jokes that old. I might have maybe one or two jokes from high school that I still do.

Dave Chappelle
high-school jokes school
After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contr... by Dave Chappelle

After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.

Dave Chappelle
jokes fake too-much
I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get... by David Cross

I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous.

David Cross
angry jokes
I've never really told jokes. I'm not good at it. by David E. Kelley

I've never really told jokes. I'm not good at it.

David E. Kelley
jokes
Don't make jokes about food. by David Lean

Don't make jokes about food.

David Lean
jokes
I'm an environmentalist. Most of my jokes are recycled. by David Letterman

I'm an environmentalist. Most of my jokes are recycled.

David Letterman
environmentalist recycled jokes
Tell me that I misunderstood a joke, but don't tell me that my ch... by David Niven

Tell me that I misunderstood a joke, but don't tell me that my choice of cravat is wrong.

David Niven
misunderstood jokes choices
Failure and unhappiness is easier because you can make a joke out... by David Nicholls

Failure and unhappiness is easier because you can make a joke out of it.

David Nicholls
unhappiness easier jokes
These jokes the world plays, they're not funny at all. by David Mitchell

These jokes the world plays, they're not funny at all.

David Mitchell
jokes play world
One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not underst... by Desi Arnaz

One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes.

Desi Arnaz
jokes comedy problem

Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about something else.

Demetri Martin
fart relate jokes

The funniest jokes you know aren't from comics but relatives, friends - from your life. That's the funniest stuff.

Dick Gregory
jokes knows stuff
I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym... by Don Rickles

I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym.

Don Rickles
gym jokes my-own
I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a... by Don Rickles

I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke.

Don Rickles
jokes situation can-do
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