Quotes by Sarcasm I'm a silly guy, I love wit and cynicism and sarcasm. Columbus Short sarcasm guy silly Whom the gods wish to destroy they first call promising. Cyril Connolly intelligence sarcasm sarcastic A lot of people think my sarcasm comes from insecurity and defensiveness, but I assure you I'm just being petty and cruel. Dana Gould sarcasm people thinking People don't understand sarcasm, like, they take everything too seriously. People need to lighten up and go ice skating. Daniel Johns sarcasm ice people There is a great need for a sarcasm font. Darynda Jones sarcasm sarcastic funny The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremendous boredom. Dave Barry sarcasm sarcastic fitness The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch. Dave Barry sarcasm sarcastic baby Teenagers are bored. By everything. Show a teenager an actual volcanic eruption, in progress, featuring giant billowing clouds of smoke, hot rocks raining from the sky, lava floes destroying entire villages, etc., and the teenager, eyebrows arched with sarcasm, will look at you and say, "Gee, this is swell," then return to the rental car, turn on his portable CD player, and listen to a band called Stomach Contents. Dave Barry sarcasm teenager rain The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if it were. David Brinkley sarcasm sarcastic business sarcasm and jokes were often the bottle in which clinical depressives sent out their most plangent screams for someone to care and help them. David Foster Wallace sarcasm bottles care They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me. Derek Landy china sarcasm form If there is no sarcasm, there's no true love towards the mankind Dmitry Pisarev sarcasm mankind ifs Many consider that Shostakovich is the greatest 20th-century composer. In his 15 symphonies, 15 quartets, and in other works he demonstrated mastery of the largest and most challenging forms with music of great emotional power and technical invention...All his works are marked by emotional extremes - tragic intensity, grotesque and bizarre wit, humour, parody, and savage sarcasm. Dmitri Shostakovich sarcasm symphony emotional I'd love to start some movements. What I'm tired of is irony, and sarcasm, and music/movies/what have you, not having the guts to mean anything. Don Hertzfeldt sarcasm tired mean I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. Eddie Izzard sarcasm sarcastic funny If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death. Eddie Izzard sarcasm magic sarcastic The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps. Eddie Izzard sarcasm gun sarcastic The writer who neglects punctuation, or mispunctuates, is liable to be misunderstood for the want of merely a comma, it often occurs that an axiom appears a paradox, or that a sarcasm is converted into a sermonoid. Edgar Allan Poe misunderstood sarcasm want Having the critics praise you is like having the hangman say you've got a pretty neck. Eli Wallach sarcasm sarcastic beauty Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one. Elbert Hubbard sarcasm sarcastic funny «1234567891011»
