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I see little hope for democracy as an effective form of government, but I admire the poetry of how it makes its victims complicit in their own destruction.

Eliezer Yudkowsky
sarcasm sarcastic hope
If you don't advertise yourself you will be advertised by your lo... by Elbert Hubbard

If you don't advertise yourself you will be advertised by your loving enemies.

Elbert Hubbard
sarcasm sarcastic funny

You listen to any monologue on late-night TV or just in general, to people talking, and there's always a joke at someone's expense. It's sarcasm; it's nasty. Kids grow up hearing that, and they think that's what humor is, and they think it's OK. But that negativity permeates the entire planet.

Ellen DeGeneres
sarcasm growing-up kids

So, I bought a new CD and I was trying to get it open but couldn't with all the layers... I mean plastic and then tape, and the tape is like government tape. It says 'open here.' Is that sarcasm?

Ellen DeGeneres
sarcasm government mean
The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers... by Eoin Colfer

The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.

Eoin Colfer
flew sarcasm noise

How did that go?’ he asked. ‘Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age?’ ‘Fabulous,’ said Artemis, voice dripping with sarcasm. ‘We’re planning a June wedding.

Eoin Colfer
sarcasm girl june

how does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant. Oh, I don't know; mabye it's the magical red glow coming from the doorway, or perhaps it's the deafening howl of the temporal winds.' said Mervall. Descant nodded.'You could be right, brother. And don't think I don't know sarcasm when I hear it.

Eoin Colfer
sarcasm brother thinking
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate e... by Eric Hoffer

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.

Eric Hoffer
sarcasm freedom sarcastic
The truth is simple, you do not die from love. You only wish you... by Erica Jong

The truth is simple, you do not die from love. You only wish you did.

Erica Jong
sarcasm love-you funny
Sufficiently advanced political correctness is indistinguishable... by Erik Naggum

Sufficiently advanced political correctness is indistinguishable from sarcasm.

Erik Naggum
political-correctness sarcasm political

There are too many confusing things present. Things I know. Thoughts I have. Sarcasm. Things I think I ought to be doing and places I ought to be going. Always other places.

Erlend Loe
sarcasm confusing thinking

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

Evan Esar
sarcasm work funny

don't be angry with the gentleman for thinking, whatever be the cause, for I assure you he makes no common practice of offending in that way.

Fanny Burney
offending sarcasm thinking
An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for anot... by Finley Peter Dunne

An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.

Finley Peter Dunne
court sarcasm sarcastic
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they ca... by Finley Peter Dunne

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

Finley Peter Dunne
sarcasm sarcastic food
Avoid sarcasm. Don't insist on the last word. by Ford Frick

Avoid sarcasm. Don't insist on the last word.

Ford Frick
sarcasm lasts sarcastic
He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. by Forrest Tucker

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.

Forrest Tucker
sarcasm sarcastic nature

Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.

Frank Dane
sarcasm sarcastic funny
Automatic simply means that you can?t repair it yourself. by Frank Capra

Automatic simply means that you can?t repair it yourself.

Frank Capra
sarcasm sarcastic mean

By rights, satire is a lonely and introspective occupation, for nobody can describe a fool to the life without much patient self-inspection.

Frank Moore Colby
sarcasm lonely rights
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