Quotes by Sarcasm I see little hope for democracy as an effective form of government, but I admire the poetry of how it makes its victims complicit in their own destruction. Eliezer Yudkowsky sarcasm sarcastic hope If you don't advertise yourself you will be advertised by your loving enemies. Elbert Hubbard sarcasm sarcastic funny You listen to any monologue on late-night TV or just in general, to people talking, and there's always a joke at someone's expense. It's sarcasm; it's nasty. Kids grow up hearing that, and they think that's what humor is, and they think it's OK. But that negativity permeates the entire planet. Ellen DeGeneres sarcasm growing-up kids So, I bought a new CD and I was trying to get it open but couldn't with all the layers... I mean plastic and then tape, and the tape is like government tape. It says 'open here.' Is that sarcasm? Ellen DeGeneres sarcasm government mean The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head. Eoin Colfer flew sarcasm noise How did that go?’ he asked. ‘Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age?’ ‘Fabulous,’ said Artemis, voice dripping with sarcasm. ‘We’re planning a June wedding. Eoin Colfer sarcasm girl june how does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant. Oh, I don't know; mabye it's the magical red glow coming from the doorway, or perhaps it's the deafening howl of the temporal winds.' said Mervall. Descant nodded.'You could be right, brother. And don't think I don't know sarcasm when I hear it. Eoin Colfer sarcasm brother thinking When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. Eric Hoffer sarcasm freedom sarcastic The truth is simple, you do not die from love. You only wish you did. Erica Jong sarcasm love-you funny Sufficiently advanced political correctness is indistinguishable from sarcasm. Erik Naggum political-correctness sarcasm political There are too many confusing things present. Things I know. Thoughts I have. Sarcasm. Things I think I ought to be doing and places I ought to be going. Always other places. Erlend Loe sarcasm confusing thinking All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow. Evan Esar sarcasm work funny don't be angry with the gentleman for thinking, whatever be the cause, for I assure you he makes no common practice of offending in that way. Fanny Burney offending sarcasm thinking An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court. Finley Peter Dunne court sarcasm sarcastic Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals. Finley Peter Dunne sarcasm sarcastic food Avoid sarcasm. Don't insist on the last word. Ford Frick sarcasm lasts sarcastic He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. Forrest Tucker sarcasm sarcastic nature Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm. Frank Dane sarcasm sarcastic funny Automatic simply means that you can?t repair it yourself. Frank Capra sarcasm sarcastic mean By rights, satire is a lonely and introspective occupation, for nobody can describe a fool to the life without much patient self-inspection. Frank Moore Colby sarcasm lonely rights «1234567891011»