Quotes by Sarcasm Living, as I do, in an educated and scientific atmosphere, I could not have conceived that the first principles of zoology were so little known. Is it possible that you do not know the elementary fact in comparative anatomy, that the wing of a bird is really the forearm, while the wing of a bat consists of three elongated fingers with membranes between? Arthur Conan Doyle sarcasmhumorouswings Well, sir, let us do what we can to curtail this visit, which can hardly be agreeable to you, and is inexpressibly irksome to me. Arthur Conan Doyle wellssarcasmhumorous I think you want a little unofficial help. Three undetected murders in one year won't do, Lestrade. But you handled the Molesey Mystery with less than your usual - that's to say, you handled it fairly well. Arthur Conan Doyle sarcasmhumorousthinking Might I trouble you to open the window, for chloroform vapour does not help the palate. Arthur Conan Doyle sarcasmhumorousdoe One dumb-bell, Watson! Consider an athlete with one dumb-bell. Picture to yourself the unilateral development - the imminent danger of a spinal curvature. Shocking, Watson, shocking! Arthur Conan Doyle sarcasmhumorousathlete This looks like one of those unwelcome social summonses which call upon a man either to be bored or to lie. Arthur Conan Doyle sarcasmhumorouslying I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it. Ashleigh Brilliant sarcasmsarcasticwant The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering! Ashleigh Brilliant sarcasmsarcasticpast If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. Ashleigh Brilliant sarcasmsarcasticfeelings I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously. Ashleigh Brilliant sarcasmsarcasticcan-do Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me sometimes so when I meet someone, it's almost they feel they have to also be sarcastic, but it can sometimes just come off as mean if it's not used in the right way. Aubrey Plaza sarcasmsarcasticmean Sarcasm is the language of people whose emotions are dying. Barry Webster sarcasmdyingpeople People went out there and they wrote articles and went on television shows saying that I am an operative that the CIA who used Jon Stewart to recruit me. So Jon Stewart, who actually - a guy from America was used by the CIA in order to recruit me for the CIA and be - make me a CIA agent to use sarcasm to bring down the government and bring down the country because this was all, of course, part of a worldwide conspiracy against the country. Bassem Youssef sarcasmgovernmentcountry My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. Benjamin Disraeli sarcasmwisdomfunny Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor but the highest form of flattery. Benjamin Franklin flatterysarcasmform I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it. I think that's interesting in what is ostensibly a democracy. Sarcasm - come on in. People say Bill, quit talking about Kennedy man. It was a long time ago, just let it go, alright? It's a long time ago, just forget it. I'm like, alright, then don't bring up Jesus to me. As long as we're talking shelf life here. Bill Hicks sarcasmlyingjesus Muscles come and go; flab lasts. Bill Vaughan sarcasmsarcasticfitness You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It's really funny. Brandon Sanderson sarcasmterriblesorry I do sarcasm really poorly. Brittany Murphy sarcasmsarcastic A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of. Burt Bacharach sarcasmwritingfunny«1234567891011»
