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As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't. by Carrie Fisher

As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't.

Carrie Fisher
sarcasm funny people
You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody... by Carrie Fisher

You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.

Carrie Fisher
sarcasm fake-people sarcastic
Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt. by Cassandra Clare

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.

Cassandra Clare
jace sarcasm lasts

Keep up," said an irritable voice in her ear. It was Jace, who had dropped back to walk beside her. "I don't want to have to keep looking behind me to make sure nothing's happened to you." "So don't bother." "Last time I left you alone, a demon attacked you," he pointed out. "Well, I'd certainly hate to interrupt your pleasant night stroll with my sudden death." He blinked. "There is a fine line between sarcasm and outright hostility, and you seem to have crossed it.

Cassandra Clare
sarcasm hate night

We had and incident. I took care of it." "Really." Jace's voice dripped sarcasm. "Do you even know how to use that knife, Clarissa? Without poking a hole in yourself or any innocent bystanders?

Cassandra Clare
bystanders knives sarcasm

Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane." "They didn't," Magnus said. "Your wards are down." "Really?" the Consul's voice dripped sarcasm. "I hadn't noticed." Magnus looked concerned. "That's terrible. Someone should have told you." He glanced at Luke. "Tell him the wards are down.

Cassandra Clare
sarcasm humor should-have
there is a fine line between sarcasm and hostility, you seemed to... by Cassandra Clare

there is a fine line between sarcasm and hostility, you seemed to have crossed it. What's up?

Cassandra Clare
fine sarcasm lines

Well, I'd certainly hate to interrupt your pleasant night stroll with my sudden death." He blinked. "There is a fine line between sarcasm and outright hostility, and you seem to have crossed it. What's up?

Cassandra Clare
sarcasm hate night
You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.' 'And yet it is stil... by Cecelia Ahern

You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.' 'And yet it is still extremely funny.

Cecelia Ahern
extremely-funny sarcasm form

I believe no satirist could breathe this air. If another Juvenal or Swift could rise up among us tomorrow, he would be hunted down. If you have any knowledge of our literature, and can give me the name of any man, American born and bred, who has anatomised our follies as a people, and not as this or that party; and who has escaped the foulest and most brutal slander, the most inveterate hatred and intolerant pursuit; it will be a strange name in my ears, believe me.

Charles Dickens
sarcasm party believe
Research is an organized method for keeping you reasonably dissat... by Charles Kettering

Research is an organized method for keeping you reasonably dissatisfied with what you have.

Charles Kettering
sarcasm sarcastic funny

Poison." he said, deadpan. "That's an unusual name to give your child. You must love her very much." She's a treasure." Bram agreed, blithely ignoing the sarcasm. .... Then went a few dozen feet in silence, until they were out of eaarshor of the gaurd. She's a treasure." Poison mimicked, and Bram burst out laughing.

Chris Wooding
sarcasm names children

At the best, sarcasms, bitter irony, scathing wit, are a sort of swordplay of the mind. You pink your adversary, and he is forthwith dead; and then you deserve to be hung for it.

Christian Nestell Bovee
irony sarcasm mind

You aren't worried are you?" "Why should I be worried? It's just another day in the neighborhood. You know - bombs, fires, people shooting at you. Why should I be worried? Especially since we could be clothes shopping or boarding a plane. I'm not in the least worried." "Hmmm," he mused allowed. "I read about this in the relationship manual. It's called womanly sarcasm and usually means a man is in deep trouble.

Christine Feehan
sarcasm men mean

Sarcasm doesn't suit you, Melissa,' Graham growled. 'Really? I've always thought it brings out my eyes.

Christine Warren
suits-you sarcasm eye

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

Christopher Moore
irritating sarcasm revolutionary
Sarcasm will make your tits fall off. by Christopher Moore

Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.

Christopher Moore
sarcasm fall

That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.

Christopher Moore
irony sarcasm differences
Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose. by Chuck Klosterman

Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.

Chuck Klosterman
sarcasm purpose lying
History repeats itself. That's one of the things wrong with histo... by Clarence Darrow

History repeats itself. That's one of the things wrong with history.

Clarence Darrow
sarcasm sarcastic funny
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