Quotes by Sarcastic If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies? Charlie Pierce sarcastic mother funny Political correctness is tyranny with manners. Charlton Heston sarcastic witty funny It's so normal for a teenager to dress in black -- and be real unhappy and stay in your room and say sarcastic things. How could something so normal be considered morbid? Christina Ricci teenager sarcastic real It's fun to be sarcastic, but now I'm able to express myself in a way that's much more sincere. Christina Ricci able sarcastic fun That’s the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. Chuck Palahniuk sarcastic dream life When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I'm beginning to believe it. Clarence Darrow sarcastic funny believe I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction. Clarence Darrow sarcastic life death History repeats itself. That's one of the things wrong with history. Clarence Darrow sarcasm sarcastic funny Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to? Clarence Darrow communication sarcastic funny The German mind has a talent for making no mistakes but the very greatest. Clifton Fadiman sarcastic mind mistake If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. Clint Eastwood sarcastic inspirational funny They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. Clint Eastwood sarcastic funny heaven This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country. Clint Eastwood movie sarcastic funny If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already? Cynthia Heimel sarcastic ifs funny Whom the gods wish to destroy they first call promising. Cyril Connolly intelligence sarcasm sarcastic Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable soddingrotters, the flaming sods, the sniveling, dribbling, dithering, palsied, pulse-less lot that make up England today. They've got white of egg in their veins, and their spunk is that watery it's a marvel they can breed. D. H. Lawrence eggs sarcastic white I love smiles. That is a fact. How to develop smiles? There are a variety of smiles. Some smiles are sarcastic. Some smiles are artificial-diplomatic smiles. These smiles do not produce satisfaction, but rather fear or suspicion. But a genuine smile gives us hope, freshness. If we want a genuine smile, then first we must produce the basis for a smile to come. Dalai Lama sarcastic want giving But the three siblings were not born yesterday. Violet was born more than fifteen years before this particular Wednesday, and Klaus was born approximately two years after that, and even Sunny, who had just passed out of babyhood, was not born yesterday. Neither were you, unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life. Daniel Handler congratulations sarcastic baby What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start. Danny DeVito sarcastic funny lying My mom was sarcastic about men. She would tell me Adam was the rough draft and Eve was the final product. She was a feminist minister, an earth mom who wore a bra only on Sundays. Daphne Zuniga sunday sarcastic mom «345678910111213»