Quotes by Sarcastic To the people I forgot, you weren't on my mind for some reason and you probably don't deserve any thanks anyway. Eminem sarcasticfunnypeople I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid? Eminem sarcasticbeautyfunny Almost all of my early art dealt with the fallout from middle-class taboos, the messy, the ambivalent emotions couples felt, the inherent racism, the sexual tensions and the unhappiness roiling below the surface of our prim suburban lives. Meanwhile I was a suburban bad boy - cynical, sarcastic, contemptuous of all authority. Eric Fischl couplesarcasticart When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. Eric Hoffer sarcasmfreedomsarcastic One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is. Erma Bombeck funny-lifesarcasticchildren Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words? Ernest Hemingway musicsarcasticclever He is so mean, he won't let his little baby have more than one measle at a time. Eugene Field sarcasticbabymean I would not want to put him in charge of snake control in Ireland. Eugene McCarthy snakessarcasticwant His mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it. F. H. Bradley sarcasticmindideas You have sensible women here [in England] but then, they are very devils--censorious, uncharitable, sarcastic--the women in Scotland have twice--thrice their freedom, with all their virtue--and are very conversable and agreeable--their educations are more finished. Fanny Burney scotlandwomensarcastic An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court. Finley Peter Dunne courtsarcasmsarcastic Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals. Finley Peter Dunne sarcasmsarcasticfood I got into therapy in the fifth grade because I said in a sarcastic way that I was going to kill myself, and they didn't get it then. Nothing's changed. Fiona Apple fifth-gradesarcasticway I am tired of reading reviews that call A Good Man brutal and sarcastic. The stories are hard but they are hard because there is nothing harder or less sentimental than Christian realism.... when I see these stories described as horror stories I am always amused because the reviewer always has hold of the wrong horror. Flannery O'Connor sarcasticreadingchristian Avoid sarcasm. Don't insist on the last word. Ford Frick sarcasmlastssarcastic He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. Forrest Tucker sarcasmsarcasticnature Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk. Fran Lebowitz sarcastichumorfunny Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm. Frank Dane sarcasmsarcasticfunny Automatic simply means that you can?t repair it yourself. Frank Capra sarcasmsarcasticmean Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. Frank Lloyd Wright sarcasmmoneysarcastic«7891011121314151617»
