Quotes by Sarcastic Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode? David Letterman sarcastic night funny Being attacked by him is like being savaged by a dead sheep. Denis Healey sarcastic sheep It shouldn't be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into a force strong enough to reflect the greatest hopes and fears of those who use it. After all, it was designed to withstand nuclear war, not just the puny huffs and puffs of politicians and religious fanatics. Denise Caruso sarcastic religious funny History is a kind of introduction to more interesting people than we can possibly meet in our restricted lives; let us not neglect the opportunity. Dexter Perkins sarcastic opportunity people Being the offspring of English teachers is a mixed blessing. When the film star says to you, on the air, 'It was a perfect script for she and I,' inside your head you hear, in the sarcastic voice of your late father, 'Perfect for she, eh? And perfect for I, also?' Dick Cavett sarcastic stars teacher That I walk around calling people 'dummy' and 'hockey puck'. I do have a different life apart from being sarcastic on stage. I might kibitz around with my friends, but I'm nothing like the person who does stand up. Nothing like that. Don Rickles hockey sarcastic people He was about as useful in a crisis as a sheep. Dorothy Eden crisis sarcastic sheep He was so crooked, you could have used his spine for a safety-pin. Dorothy L. Sayers safety-pins used sarcastic Some of the secret joys of living are not found by rushing from point A to point B, but by inventing some imaginary letters along the way. Douglas Pagels stress sarcastic success Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar. Drew Carey sarcastic jobs funny That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting. Douglas Adams girl sarcastic cute A nasty letter or a sarcastic one can make you righteously angry, but what can you do about a polite letter of rejection? Nothing, really, except cry. E. L. Konigsburg rejection sarcastic letters America makes prodigious mistakes, America has colossal faults, but one thing cannot be denied: America is always on the move. She may be going to Hell, of course, but at least she isn't standing still. e. e. cummings sarcastic mistake moving A four-hundred-dollar suit on him would look like socks on a rooster. Earl Long roosters dollars sarcastic He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code. Earl Wilson zips snobbish sarcastic The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. Ed Begley, Jr. yugoslavia sarcastic food He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him. Eddie Cantor hate sarcastic friendship I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. Eddie Izzard sarcasm sarcastic funny I have some sarcastic sides of me. Eden Sher sarcastic sides You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it! Eddie Izzard herbs sarcastic «56789101112131415»
