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I can be much more sarcastic and, I think, sometimes withering in my assessments of things than I allow to show in my public life.

Barack Obama
assessment sarcastic thinking
I'm so overexposed, I'm making Paris Hilton look like a recluse. by Barack Obama

I'm so overexposed, I'm making Paris Hilton look like a recluse.

Barack Obama
sarcastic wisdom funny

Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every name in the book. Lately he's called me a socialist for wanting to roll-back the Bush tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans so we can finally give tax relief to the middle class. I don't know what's next. By the end of the week he'll be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten. I shared my peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Barack Obama
sarcastic funny book
It is true, I worry about the hype. The only person more over-hyp... by Barack Obama

It is true, I worry about the hype. The only person more over-hyped than me is you.

Barack Obama
hype sarcastic funny
It's not because John McCain doesn't care. It's because John McCa... by Barack Obama

It's not because John McCain doesn't care. It's because John McCain doesn't get it.

Barack Obama
care sarcastic funny
Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic. by Barbet Schroeder

Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic.

Barbet Schroeder
black sarcastic humor
I've had them both, and I don't think much of either. by Beatrix Lehmann

I've had them both, and I don't think much of either.

Beatrix Lehmann
sarcastic thinking

Everything I write is personal, really. Even when I'm sarcastic, it's quite personal. And on this record, from the production to the singing to the performances, I got it really honest. To the modern ear, it seems soft. When you hear it against other things, it seems vulnerable. Lyrically and musically, though, this is more subtle. And, yes, it's asking a lot of someone who's used to being hit over the head with bright neon to listen to this.

Ben Folds
singing sarcastic writing
Little things affect little minds. by Benjamin Disraeli

Little things affect little minds.

Benjamin Disraeli
sarcastic teaching work
Romance has been elegantly defined as the offspring of fiction an... by Benjamin Disraeli

Romance has been elegantly defined as the offspring of fiction and love.

Benjamin Disraeli
heartbreak sarcastic love
He was distinguished for ignorance; for he had only one idea, and... by Benjamin Disraeli

He was distinguished for ignorance; for he had only one idea, and that was wrong.

Benjamin Disraeli
sarcastic ignorance work
A sophisticated rhetorician, inebriated with the exuberance of hi... by Benjamin Disraeli

A sophisticated rhetorician, inebriated with the exuberance of his own verbosity.

Benjamin Disraeli
egotistical sophisticated sarcastic
A good conscience is a continual Christmas. by Benjamin Franklin

A good conscience is a continual Christmas.

Benjamin Franklin
christmas sarcastic happiness
A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at t... by Benjamin Franklin

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges.

Benjamin Franklin
cake political sarcastic
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control ar... by Benny Hill

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

Benny Hill
hilarious sarcastic people

Germans are flummoxed by humor, the Swiss have no concept of fun, the Spanish think there is nothing at all ridiculous about eating dinner at midnight, and the Italians should never, ever have been let in on the invention of the motor car.

Bill Bryson
sarcastic fun inspirational
If you are first you are first. If you are second, you are nothin... by Bill Shankly

If you are first you are first. If you are second, you are nothing.

Bill Shankly
sarcastic soccer funny
Muscles come and go; flab lasts. by Bill Vaughan

Muscles come and go; flab lasts.

Bill Vaughan
sarcasm sarcastic fitness

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Bill Watterson
sarcastic inspirational funny
CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic... by Bill Watterson

CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien.

Bill Watterson
sarcastic hero feet
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