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The best things in life are free - and $19.95. by Billy Mays

The best things in life are free - and $19.95.

Billy Mays
taxes-funny things-in-life sarcastic
If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kil... by Billy Wilder

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.

Billy Wilder
sarcastic inspiring funny
[on pop idol Donny Osmond] He has Van Gogh's ear for music. by Billy Wilder

[on pop idol Donny Osmond] He has Van Gogh's ear for music.

Billy Wilder
music sarcastic life
She not only kept her lovely figure, she's added so much to it. by Bob Fosse

She not only kept her lovely figure, she's added so much to it.

Bob Fosse
lovely figures sarcastic
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that... by Bob Hope

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

Bob Hope
hilarious sarcastic funny
My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sar... by Bob Odenkirk

My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.

Bob Odenkirk
dad daughter sarcastic

We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks. We're real sarcastic. Really ironic and stuff. We mean well, but we joke around probably a lot more than we should.

Brendon Urie
sarcastic real mean
I do sarcasm really poorly. by Brittany Murphy

I do sarcasm really poorly.

Brittany Murphy
sarcasm sarcastic

My films often have a very strong strain of irony, or even sarcasm, which is definitely related to homosexual camp. But it is by no means straightforward: quite often I am sincere when I appear to be sarcastic, and I am sarcastic when I appear to be sincere. I also try to contradict myself at least once a day, which is a camp must.

Bruce LaBruce
sarcastic strong mean

Put every great teacher in a room, and they'd agree about everything, but put their disciples in there and they'd argue about everything.

Bruce Lee
sarcastic teacher funny

Since I started making films, I've been a nut for dialogue. When I first saw Star Wars when I was 12 years old, I came home and recited all of the lines from it. Before I talked about Death Stars exploding and Tie Fighters I was talking about how funny Princess Leia was and how sarcastic Han Solo was. So to me that's always the most important thing, and I love hearing great actors say great lines.

Bryan Singer
sarcastic stars war

Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy.

Bryant H. McGill
laughter sarcastic laughing

In Lubbock, we grew up with two main things: God loves you and he's gonna send you to hell, and that sex is bad and dirty and nasty and awful and you should save it for the one you love.

Butch Hancock
sarcastic love-you sex
She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the o... by C. S. Lewis

She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression.

C. S. Lewis
women sarcastic expression
Asking politicians to give up a source of money is like asking Dr... by Cal Thomas

Asking politicians to give up a source of money is like asking Dracula to forsake blood.

Cal Thomas
giving-up sarcastic humorous

Chick flick is not a term used to praise a movie. Nobody says 'it's a great chick flick.' It's a way of being derisive. I'm not clear why it's ok to do it.

Callie Khouri
sarcastic praise way
I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I tell them the... by Camillo Benso, Count of Cavour

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I tell them the truth and they never believe me.

Camillo Benso, Count of Cavour
sarcastic truth art

The Mexicans descend from the Aztecs; the Peruvians descend from the Incas; the Argentineans descend from the boats.

Carlos Fuentes
peruvians boat sarcastic

I was very bored at school. I found it very easy and slow and grey. My teachers didn't really know how to handle me, because I was very sarcastic. I was over-confident, arrogant, a typical youngest child. I went through periods of withdrawing into myself and school psychologists tried to figure me out, work out why I didn't fit in. I found that irritating, too.

Carlos Ruiz Zafon
sarcastic teacher children
Instant gratification takes too long. by Carrie Fisher

Instant gratification takes too long.

Carrie Fisher
women sarcastic humor
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