Quotes by Sarcastic The best things in life are free - and $19.95. Billy Mays taxes-funny things-in-life sarcastic If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. Billy Wilder sarcastic inspiring funny [on pop idol Donny Osmond] He has Van Gogh's ear for music. Billy Wilder music sarcastic life She not only kept her lovely figure, she's added so much to it. Bob Fosse lovely figures sarcastic A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. Bob Hope hilarious sarcastic funny My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic. Bob Odenkirk dad daughter sarcastic We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks. We're real sarcastic. Really ironic and stuff. We mean well, but we joke around probably a lot more than we should. Brendon Urie sarcastic real mean I do sarcasm really poorly. Brittany Murphy sarcasm sarcastic My films often have a very strong strain of irony, or even sarcasm, which is definitely related to homosexual camp. But it is by no means straightforward: quite often I am sincere when I appear to be sarcastic, and I am sarcastic when I appear to be sincere. I also try to contradict myself at least once a day, which is a camp must. Bruce LaBruce sarcastic strong mean Put every great teacher in a room, and they'd agree about everything, but put their disciples in there and they'd argue about everything. Bruce Lee sarcastic teacher funny Since I started making films, I've been a nut for dialogue. When I first saw Star Wars when I was 12 years old, I came home and recited all of the lines from it. Before I talked about Death Stars exploding and Tie Fighters I was talking about how funny Princess Leia was and how sarcastic Han Solo was. So to me that's always the most important thing, and I love hearing great actors say great lines. Bryan Singer sarcastic stars war Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy. Bryant H. McGill laughter sarcastic laughing In Lubbock, we grew up with two main things: God loves you and he's gonna send you to hell, and that sex is bad and dirty and nasty and awful and you should save it for the one you love. Butch Hancock sarcastic love-you sex She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression. C. S. Lewis women sarcastic expression Asking politicians to give up a source of money is like asking Dracula to forsake blood. Cal Thomas giving-up sarcastic humorous Chick flick is not a term used to praise a movie. Nobody says 'it's a great chick flick.' It's a way of being derisive. I'm not clear why it's ok to do it. Callie Khouri sarcastic praise way I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I tell them the truth and they never believe me. Camillo Benso, Count of Cavour sarcastic truth art The Mexicans descend from the Aztecs; the Peruvians descend from the Incas; the Argentineans descend from the boats. Carlos Fuentes peruvians boat sarcastic I was very bored at school. I found it very easy and slow and grey. My teachers didn't really know how to handle me, because I was very sarcastic. I was over-confident, arrogant, a typical youngest child. I went through periods of withdrawing into myself and school psychologists tried to figure me out, work out why I didn't fit in. I found that irritating, too. Carlos Ruiz Zafon sarcastic teacher children Instant gratification takes too long. Carrie Fisher women sarcastic humor «1234567891011»