Quotes by Sarcastic If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death. Eddie Izzard sarcasmmagicsarcastic The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps. Eddie Izzard sarcasmgunsarcastic Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you want to look your best, and God says "No! You will look the worst you've ever looked in your life!" Eddie Izzard girlsarcasticsex If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete! Eddie Izzard blocksarcasticfunny At first I thought he was walking a dog. Then I realized it was his date. Edith Massey sarcasticdogfirsts I didn't respond to the kind of sarcastic tone. It felt like some of the Sarah Palin speech was written as though it were a Saturday Night Live newscast. Maybe that's because she looks very similar . . . She's got her Tina Fey thing going. Eddie Vedder sarcastickindnight A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits. Edith Sitwell sarcasticreadingwriting I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is the language I don't understand. Edward Victor Appleton musicsarcasticfunny Having the critics praise you is like having the hangman say you've got a pretty neck. Eli Wallach sarcasmsarcasticbeauty Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one. Elbert Hubbard sarcasmsarcasticfunny A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist. Elbert Hubbard optimisticsarcasticfunny I see little hope for democracy as an effective form of government, but I admire the poetry of how it makes its victims complicit in their own destruction. Eliezer Yudkowsky sarcasmsarcastichope If you don't advertise yourself you will be advertised by your loving enemies. Elbert Hubbard sarcasmsarcasticfunny Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses. Elizabeth Taylor sarcasticdogwitty He knows so little and knows it so fluently. Ellen Glasgow sarcasticlittlesknowledge In her single person she managed to produce the effect of a majority. Ellen Glasgow producemajoritysarcastic She looked as though butter wouldn't melt in her mouth - or anywhere else. Elsa Lanchester womensarcasticmemorable Folks always look good in their coffins. Elvis Presley coffinssarcasticfunny My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes. Emily Deschanel whole-familyjokessarcastic On whether Blurred Lines' video is sexist: I don't. I really appreciate the people who watch out for that stuff, and I'm sensitive to those sort of things. On the surface level, the naked women dancing, I understand that can be perceived that way. But we're directed to have a sort of confidence, a sarcastic attitude about the whole situation. Emily Ratajkowski appreciatesarcasticattitude«678910111213141516»
