Quotes by Sarcastic If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death. Eddie Izzard sarcasm magic sarcastic The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps. Eddie Izzard sarcasm gun sarcastic Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you want to look your best, and God says "No! You will look the worst you've ever looked in your life!" Eddie Izzard girl sarcastic sex If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete! Eddie Izzard block sarcastic funny At first I thought he was walking a dog. Then I realized it was his date. Edith Massey sarcastic dog firsts I didn't respond to the kind of sarcastic tone. It felt like some of the Sarah Palin speech was written as though it were a Saturday Night Live newscast. Maybe that's because she looks very similar . . . She's got her Tina Fey thing going. Eddie Vedder sarcastic kind night A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits. Edith Sitwell sarcastic reading writing I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is the language I don't understand. Edward Victor Appleton music sarcastic funny Having the critics praise you is like having the hangman say you've got a pretty neck. Eli Wallach sarcasm sarcastic beauty Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one. Elbert Hubbard sarcasm sarcastic funny A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist. Elbert Hubbard optimistic sarcastic funny I see little hope for democracy as an effective form of government, but I admire the poetry of how it makes its victims complicit in their own destruction. Eliezer Yudkowsky sarcasm sarcastic hope If you don't advertise yourself you will be advertised by your loving enemies. Elbert Hubbard sarcasm sarcastic funny Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses. Elizabeth Taylor sarcastic dog witty He knows so little and knows it so fluently. Ellen Glasgow sarcastic littles knowledge In her single person she managed to produce the effect of a majority. Ellen Glasgow produce majority sarcastic She looked as though butter wouldn't melt in her mouth - or anywhere else. Elsa Lanchester women sarcastic memorable Folks always look good in their coffins. Elvis Presley coffins sarcastic funny My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes. Emily Deschanel whole-family jokes sarcastic On whether Blurred Lines' video is sexist: I don't. I really appreciate the people who watch out for that stuff, and I'm sensitive to those sort of things. On the surface level, the naked women dancing, I understand that can be perceived that way. But we're directed to have a sort of confidence, a sarcastic attitude about the whole situation. Emily Ratajkowski appreciate sarcastic attitude «678910111213141516»