Quotes by Sarcastic You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well. Carrie Fisher sarcasmfake-peoplesarcastic very funny my sarcastic friend Cassandra Clare sarcastic She realized that this scarred, sarcastic boy, was gentle with the things he loved. Cassandra Clare city-of-lost-soulssarcasticboys A sarcastic blond genie with a bad attitude. -Clary, pg.243- Cassandra Clare geniessarcasticattitude Hey, pretty thing," he said. "What's in the bag?" "Holy water," said Jace, reappearing beside her as if he'd been conjured up like a genie. A sarcastic blond genie with a bad attitude. "Oooh, a Shadowhunter," said the vampire. "Scary." With a wink he melted back into the crowd. "Vampires are such prima donnas," Magnus sighed from the doorway. "Honestly, I don't know why I have these parties." "Because of your cat," Clary reminded him. Magnus perked up. "That's true. Chairman Meow deserves my every effort. Cassandra Clare partysarcasticattitude I thought I'd lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while," he grunted, "It relaxes me." "It does? Oh - you're being sarcastic. That's a good sign probably. Cassandra Clare painsarcasticlying You know, when most girls say they want a big rock, they don't mean, you know, literally a big rock." "Very amusing, my sarcastic friend. It's not a rock, precisely. All Shadowhunters have a witchlight rune-stone. Cassandra Clare girlsarcasticmean Should we do this now?" Pam gave an almost inaudible snort. She was smiling in the glow of the streetlight, suddenly exhilarated. "You waiting for an engraved invite?" Lord save me from sarcastic vampires. Charlaine Harris vampiresarcasticwaiting What is art? Prostitution. Charles Baudelaire prostitutionsarcasticart Deliberate with caution, but act with decision and yield with graciousness, or oppose with firmness. Charles Caleb Colton yieldsarcasticfunny Their demeanor is invariably morose, sullen, clownish and repulsive. I should think there is not, on the face of the earth, a people so entirely destitute of humor, vivacity, or the capacity for enjoyment. Charles Dickens sarcasticpeoplethinking Research is an organized method for keeping you reasonably dissatisfied with what you have. Charles Kettering sarcasmsarcasticfunny He was one of those men who possess almost every gift, except the gift of the power to use them. Charles Kingsley sarcasticpowermen His voice was the most obnoxious squeak I ever was tormented with. Charles Lamb obnoxiousvoicesarcastic My mind reels with sarcastic replies. Charles M. Schulz peanutssarcasticmind She is such a good friend that she would throw all her acquaintances into the water for the pleasure of fishing them out again. Charles Maurice de Talleyrand good-friendsarcasticfishing In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily. Charles Maurice de Talleyrand flirtingsarcasticorder Being Politically Correct means always having to say you're sorry. Charles Osgood sarcasticsorrymean When you're being earnest, people think you're being sarcastic and when you're being sarcastic, they think you're being earnest. The moral in all this, of course, is that people should never attempt to communicate. Charlie Brooker sarcasticpeoplethinking It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother. Charlie Pierce gaysarcasticmother«23456789101112»
