Quotes by Witty I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer Douglas Adams humorwittyfunny Truth is not determined by majority vote. Douglas Gwyn majority-votetruthwitty We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction. Douglas MacArthur veterans-daymilitarywitty Women, somehow, have the same fear of witty men as of fireworks. Douglas William Jerrold fireworkswittymen I tried to think of a witty play on Every picture tells a thousand words, but then the whole word/picture thing collapsed on me. Douglas Coupland playwittythinking Imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, " This is an interesting world I find myself in, an interesting hole I find myself in; fits me rather neatly, doesn't it? In fact it fits me staggeringly well! It must have been made to have me in it! Douglas Adams wittymorningthinking If I indulge myself and surrender to memory, I can still feel the knot of excitement that gripped me as I turned the corner into Rue Mimosas, looking for the house of Rene Magritte. It was August, 1965. I was 33 years old and about to meet the man whose profound and witty surrealist paintings had contradicted my assumptions about photography. Duane Michals photographywittymemories The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk. Dustin Hoffman cowboysunshinewitty The world is divided into people who do things and people who get the credit. Dwight Morrow hilariouswittyfunny A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both. Dwight D. Eisenhower memorial-daysuccesswitty I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me. Dylan Moran humorouswittyfunny Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one. E. B. White seniorwittyfunny Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car. E. B. White humorouswittyfunny Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. Dwight D. Eisenhower truthwittyfunny The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty. Dylan Moran realwittycharacter I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. e. e. cummings moneywittyart Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. Earl Wilson moneywittyfunny As an actor, you can really play the intensity and gravity and seriousness of the moment, and just rely on the circumstances being funny. The joke is kind of the situation you're in, or the way you're reacting to something, as opposed to the characters just saying something witty. Ed Helms playwittycharacter I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup. Eddie Izzard coffeewittyfunny Never put a sock in a toaster. Eddie Izzard humorouswittyfunny«910111213141516171819»
