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Il ne faut point donner d'esprit a' ses personnages; mais savoir les placer dans des circonstances qui leur en donnent. You should not give wit to your characters, but know instead how to put them in situations which will make them witty.

Denis Diderot
witty giving character
I rant, therefore I am by Dennis Miller

I rant, therefore I am

Dennis Miller
witty life funny
There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insigh... by Dennis Miller

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

Dennis Miller
long-distance-relationship witty funny
I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess. by Dennis Miller

I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.

Dennis Miller
witty funny world

When you realize the value of all life, you dwell less on what is past and concentrate more on the preservation of the future.

Dian Fossey
witty inspirational life
Love involves a peculiar unfathomable combination of understandin... by Diane Arbus

Love involves a peculiar unfathomable combination of understanding and misunderstanding.

Diane Arbus
understanding witty love
Glenda Adams has written a wicked and witty novel. by Diane Johnson

Glenda Adams has written a wicked and witty novel.

Diane Johnson
wicked novel witty

A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever. One is not meant to laugh. One stays quiet and marvels. Spontaneously witty talk is without question the most fascinating entertainment there is.

Diana Vreeland
witty laughing long
Toughness doesn't have to come in a pinstripe suit. by Dianne Feinstein

Toughness doesn't have to come in a pinstripe suit.

Dianne Feinstein
women witty inspirational

I earn and pay my own way as a great many women do today. Why should unmarried women be discriminated against - unmarried men are not.

Dinah Shore
witty pay men

People tell me that Senator Edwards got picked for his good looks, his sex appeal, and his great hair. I say to them: How do you think I got the job?

Dick Cheney
witty jobs sex
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. by Don Marquis

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Don Marquis
procrastination witty art
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little di... by Don Marquis

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.

Don Marquis
hope witty funny
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimis... by Don Marquis

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

Don Marquis
witty life funny

Now it is necessary to court her, and win her, and put on this clean dressing gown, and cut my various nails, and drink something that will kill the millions of germs in my mouth, and say something flattering, and be witty and bonny, and hale and kinky, all just to ease this wrinkle in the groin. It seems a high price.

Donald Barthelme
cutting winning witty
What matters most is that we learn from living. by Doris Lessing

What matters most is that we learn from living.

Doris Lessing
what-matters witty life

Women who are not living ought to spend all their time cracking jokes. In a rotten society women grow witty; making a heaven while they wait.

Dorothy Richardson
women waiting witty
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. by Dorothy Parker

Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.

Dorothy Parker
usual witty order

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

Doug Larson
witty retirement funny
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. by Douglas Adams

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Douglas Adams
fear witty funny
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