Quotes by Witty Il ne faut point donner d'esprit a' ses personnages; mais savoir les placer dans des circonstances qui leur en donnent. You should not give wit to your characters, but know instead how to put them in situations which will make them witty. Denis Diderot witty giving character I rant, therefore I am Dennis Miller witty life funny There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it. Dennis Miller long-distance-relationship witty funny I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess. Dennis Miller witty funny world When you realize the value of all life, you dwell less on what is past and concentrate more on the preservation of the future. Dian Fossey witty inspirational life Love involves a peculiar unfathomable combination of understanding and misunderstanding. Diane Arbus understanding witty love Glenda Adams has written a wicked and witty novel. Diane Johnson wicked novel witty A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever. One is not meant to laugh. One stays quiet and marvels. Spontaneously witty talk is without question the most fascinating entertainment there is. Diana Vreeland witty laughing long Toughness doesn't have to come in a pinstripe suit. Dianne Feinstein women witty inspirational I earn and pay my own way as a great many women do today. Why should unmarried women be discriminated against - unmarried men are not. Dinah Shore witty pay men People tell me that Senator Edwards got picked for his good looks, his sex appeal, and his great hair. I say to them: How do you think I got the job? Dick Cheney witty jobs sex Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. Don Marquis procrastination witty art Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. Don Marquis hope witty funny A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. Don Marquis witty life funny Now it is necessary to court her, and win her, and put on this clean dressing gown, and cut my various nails, and drink something that will kill the millions of germs in my mouth, and say something flattering, and be witty and bonny, and hale and kinky, all just to ease this wrinkle in the groin. It seems a high price. Donald Barthelme cutting winning witty What matters most is that we learn from living. Doris Lessing what-matters witty life Women who are not living ought to spend all their time cracking jokes. In a rotten society women grow witty; making a heaven while they wait. Dorothy Richardson women waiting witty Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. Dorothy Parker usual witty order If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. Doug Larson witty retirement funny Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Douglas Adams fear witty funny «89101112131415161718»