Quotes by Witty Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley's very funny, very witty guy, very quick. Joe Rogan nastyguywitty The more learned and witty you bee, the more fit to act for Satan will you bee. John Cotton satanbeeswitty Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe cleverwittylife Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. John F. Kennedy forgivenesswittyfunny Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. John Kenneth Galbraith wittymenfunny The great joke is that a realist is an optimistic pessimist. That's very witty. Whether it's truthful or not, that I don't know. John Hurt truthfuloptimisticwitty Faced with having to change our views or prove that there is no need to do so, most of us immediately get busy on the proof. John Kenneth Galbraith viewsworkwitty Nowhere are prejudices more mistaken for truth, passion for reason and invective for documentation than in politics. John Mason Brown passionpoliticalwitty I like Quentin Tarantino, especially the early films, but I'm a big fan of Billy Wilder and Preston Sturges... you know, people were writing great dialogue back then. It's as if people only have the memory of the last 15 years. So, before Tarantino no one was writing witty dialogue? That's ridiculous. Why do we have to keep referring to Tarantino? John Michael McDonagh writingwittymemories Luck is the residue of design. John Milton wittywarlife The term "rational" and its variants (rationality, rationalism) are used in a lot of contexts in economic debate, both positively and negatively, but nearly always sloppily or dishonestly. A specimen I've seen on more occasions than I can count is the line (usually presented with a sense of witty originality) "if you are opposed to economic rationalism, you must be in favor of economic irrationalism"... I've come to the conclusion that the word "rational" has no meaning that cannot better be conveyed by some alternative term and that the best advice is probably to avoid it altogether. John Quiggin alternativesadvicewitty When a man is wrapped up in himself, he makes a pretty small package. John Ruskin wittyattitudemotivational Twitter has restored my faith in humanity. I thought I'd hate it, but while there are lots of knobheads, there are even more lovely people. It delights me how witty and friendly most people are. John Simm hatewittypeople She is pretty to walk with, John Suckling wittyrelationshipthinking Any one who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. John von Neumann powerfulhumorouswitty I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it. John F. Kennedy nicewittyinspirational Though lust do masque in ne'er so strange disguise she's oft found witty, but is never wise. John Webster lustwisewitty School is where you go between when your parents can't take you and industry can't take you. John Updike educationwittyfunny I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. Johnny Carson wittyfunnykids If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. Johnny Carson humorouswittyfunny«2930313233343536373839»
