Quotes by Witty I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. John Waters wittylovelife It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. Johnny Vegas humorouswittyfunny Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane. Johnny Vegas finding-yourselfairportswitty Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer and in the end, gravity will get us all. Johnny Depp lastswittyfunny If you think someone's trying too hard, that's the worst thing they can do. To me, it's just desperate, never funny and never witty. It's kind of really old hat because just being shocking isn't enough. It has to change how you think about something. It has to startle you. It has to make you look at something and reconsider whether you're right. That's the whole point. John Waters wittytryingthinking A clever man commits no minor blunders. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe wittyinspiringinspirational Nice people don't necessarily fall in love with nice people. Jonathan Franzen falling-in-lovewittyfunny I wasn't really naked. I simply didn't have any clothes on. Josephine Baker nakedclotheswitty I look for fun and smarts - a witty, strong sexy woman. Josh Dallas sexystrongwitty Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. Josh Billings humorouswittyfunny There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together. Josh Billings educationalwittyfunny Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. Josh Billings humorouswittyfunny The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much. Josh Lanyon too-muchreadingwitty There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. Josh Billings wittymemoriesfunny There are some men who are witty when they are in a bad humor, and others only when they are sad. Joseph Joubert witwittymen Accept that all of us can be hurt, that all of us can and surely will at times fail. Other vulnerabilities, like being embarrassed or risking love, can be terrifying, too. I think we should follow a simple rule: if we can take the worst, take the risk. Joyce Brothers simplehurtwitty Given a choice between hearing my daughter say "I'm pregnant" or "I used a condom", most mothers would get up in the middle of the night and buy them herself. Joycelyn Elders daughtermotherwitty Laughter not only makes the journey endurable and even enjoyable, it also helps keep us healthy.... Be like a child: learn to laugh more! Joyce Meyer laughterwittychildren There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection IS the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted. Judith Martin wittyinspirationallove It is a melancholy consideration that there should be several among us so hardened and deluded as to think an oath a proper subject for a jest; and to make this, which is one of the most solemn acts of religion, an occasion of mirth. Yet such is the depravation of our manners at present, that nothing is more frequent than to hear profligate men ridiculing, to the best of their abilities, these sacred pledges of their duty and allegiance; and endeavouring to be witty upon themselves, for daring to prevaricate with God and man. Joseph Addison wittymenthinking«3031323334353637383940»
