Quotes by Witty A witty writer is like a porcupine; his quill makes no distinction between friend and foe. Josh Billings quillsporcupineswitty The discreet man finds out the talents of those he converses with, and knows how to apply them to proper uses. Accordingly, if we look into particular communities and divisions of men, we may observe that it is the discreet man, not the witty, nor the learned, nor the brave, who guides the conversation, and gives measures to the society. Joseph Addison wittygivingmen There is nothing as tragic as being alive and not enjoying life... Life should be celebrated! Joyce Meyer enjoy-lifealivewitty I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you. Judy Sheindlin confusedwittyfunny Beauty fades, dumb is forever. Judy Sheindlin wittybeautyfunny I would rather stay positive and get 50 percent good results, than stay negative and get 100 percent bad results! Joyce Meyer encouragingwittypositive You can look at a person's attitude and know what kind of thinking is prevalent in his life... It's better to be positive and wrong than negative and right! Joyce Meyer wittyattitudethinking She [Gypsy Rose Lee] was a sophisticated self-satirist with a contagious delight in the comedy of sex. She was coy; she was sly; she always had a witty quip; she had an intensely dramatic presence. Karen Abbott selfwittysex Like all sciences and all valuations, the psychology of women has hitherto been considered only from the point of view of men. Karen Horney wittylifefunny The perfect normal person is rare in our civilization. Karen Horney wittylifefunny Witty inspirations are the proverbs of the educated. Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel engagementinspirationwitty Nothing is more witty and grotesque than ancient mythology and Christianity; that is because they are so mystical. Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel good-christianliteraturewitty Many a witty inspiration is like the surprising reunion of befriended thoughts after a long separation. Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel inspirationwittylong Wit is the appearance, the external flash, of fantasy. Hence its divinity and the similarity to the wit of mysticism. Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel imaginationwittycharacter I adore pretty things & witty words. Kate Spade pretty-thingsadorewitty Pickup lines never work...I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive. Kate Upton cleverwittythinking Children and zip fasteners do not respond to force ... except occasionally. Katharine Whitehorn zipswittychildren In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. Kathleen Norris wittylifefunny There's one thing that's really great about waking up early, and it's not jogging or greeting the day - it's just that that's when they make doughnuts. Kathy Griffin up-earlywittyfunny Gritty and witty, The Chicago Way is done the classic Raymond Chandler Way. Harvey's taut plot, snappy prose, and memorable characters make this debut novel a real winner. Kathy Reichs realmemorablewitty«3132333435363738394041»
