Quotes by Witty Communism is like one big phone company. Lenny Bruce humorouswittyfunny The greatest risk is to risk nothing at all Leo Buscaglia riskwittyfunny Pornography: That which excites, whether from approval or disapproval. Leonard Rossiter approvalwittysex I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite. Les Dawson doctorswittywind Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. Lewis Mumford flowerwittyfunny It is a curious fact, but a fact it is, that your witty people are the most hard-hearted in the world. The truth is, fancy destroys feeling. The quick eye to the ridiculous turns every thing to the absurd side; and the neat sentence, the lively allusion, and the odd simile, invest what they touch with something of their own buoyant nature. Humor is of the heart, and has its tears; but wit is of the head, and has only smiles - and the majority of those are bitter. Letitia Elizabeth Landon humorheartwitty Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. Leo Tolstoy powerfulstupidwitty I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it's much too confining. Lily Tomlin lifestylewittyreality We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. Lily Tomlin wittybelievesex I think I learned more about writing scores for Broadway by making mix tapes in the '90s than I did in college. You're learning about rise and fall and energy and tempo shifts. You're showing off your taste and your references. You're trying to be witty by - through placement of music you didn't write. Lin-Manuel Miranda writingwittyfall I love making friends.... it's people I can't stand. Linus Torvalds valentines-daywittyfunny I don't even know if it's possible, but if it were, I'd like to make those kinds of old movies where the women were articulate and intelligent and flawed and witty. Lisa Kudrow intelligentkindwitty Everyone striving to be witty and sought-after, everyone talking and no one listening. Lisa Kleypas listeningwittytalking People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading. Logan Pearsall Smith wittylifefunny If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth Logan Pearsall Smith truthwittyfunny I imagine witches to be people who sit around like my witty grandmother, people who are injustice collectors or humiliation collectors. I choose to imagine that's what a witch is. The reason witches are so evil is because they're so unhappy and so hurt. Lore Segal grandmotherhurtwitty Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable. Lord Chesterfield ridiculouswittysex I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child. Loretta Lynn wittybabyfunny Unlike my subject will I frame my song, It shall be witty and it shan't be long. Lord Chesterfield songwittylong The biggest defeat in every department of life is to forget, especially the things that have done you in, and to die without realizing how far people can go in the way of crumminess. When the grave lies open before us, let's not try to be witty, but record the worst of human viciousness we've seen without changing one word. When that's done, we can curl up our toes and sink into the pit. That's work enough for a lifetime. Louis-Ferdinand Celine wittylyinghands«3334353637383940414243»
