Quotes by Witty Because of my mother, who gave me definitions, I knew what I was committed to in life. ... I had the most satisfactory of childhoods because Mother, small, delicate-boned, witty, and articulate, turned out to be exactly my age. Kay Boyle childhoodmotherwitty There is nothing - absolutely nothing - half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats. Kenneth Grahame sailingwittywind Well, well, perhaps I am a bit of a talker. A popular fellow such as I am -- my friends get round me -- we chaff, we sparkle, we tell witty stories -- and somehow my tongue gets wagging. I have the gift of conversation. I've been told I ought to have a salon, whatever that may be. Kenneth Grahame storiesmaywitty We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate. Kin Hubbard freedomwittyfunny John F. Kennedy brought style and charisma to the White House and a first family that captivated the country: a handsome, witty president, an elegant first lady, and two adorable young children. Kitty Kelley wittycountrychildren No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech. Kin Hubbard womenwittybeauty I am so frickin' cool and delicious and pretty and witty and sharp! I love every inch of me! Who wouldn't? Kris Carr deliciousincheswitty Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. Kurt Vonnegut sarcasticwittyfunny Hip hop is expression..our roots and culture..Its your duty to contribute uniqueness to this artform. Desire of bringing somethin new, improved, witty and soul touching is what bein an m.c. is all about. I wanted my intelligence to be heard in my lyrics..I wanted the pain to be felt...and the happiness i encountered. Bein an m.c. takes originality, style, imagination, delivery, intelligence and presence. Larry Bakersfield painexpressionwitty Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be, let me tell you. Honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce. Larry Gelbart divorcewittyfunny Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course Larry David raingolfwitty One woman I interviewed, Amanda Ghost, said, "Let's not bullshit, there are no women at the top of the music business, and that is a serious problem." And I said, "Yes!" And I didn't shy away from saying that. But I still don't want to be in the firing line. I'm not clever or witty or brave enough to get into the political nitty-gritty with it. Laura Marling bullshitcleverwitty Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. Laurence J. Peter wittypositivefunny If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Laurence J. Peter revengewittyfunny Don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem! Lauryn Hill encouragingrockswitty If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out. Lawrence Ferlinghetti sarcasticwittyfunny A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. Laozi humorouswittylove I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out. Lee Grant marriagewittyfunny I identify more with women than with men. I guess I have a strong feminine side. Lenny Kravitz strongwittyfunny Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. Lenny Bruce wittybeachfunny«3233343536373839404142»
