Quotes by Witty You are never too old to become younger! Mae West sarcastichumorouswitty Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired. Mae West sarcastichumorouswitty Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present Mae West sarcastichumorouswitty I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction. Mae West sarcasticdreamwitty You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles. Mae West girlsarcasticwitty I've been in more laps than a napkin. Mae West sarcasticwittyfunny Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one. Mae West marriagesarcasticwitty I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde. Mae West sarcastichumorouswitty Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often. Mae West sarcasticchangewitty I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it. Mae West womenwittyfunny He who hesitates is a damned fool. Mae West humorouswittyfunny I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action. Mae West sarcastichumorouswitty I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing. Mae West sarcasticrealwitty Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided. Mae West sarcasticwittyfunny I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress? Mae West sarcastichumorouswitty Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag. Mae West sarcasticwittyfun It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect. Mae West sarcastichumorouswitty I've been things and seen places. Mae West sarcastichumorouswitty I saw what a mess a lot of people could make of their lives when they're smitten. Some of them go temporarily insane. They find a person who they think holds the key to their happiness-the only key to their happiness... My work has always been my greatest happiness Mae West sarcastichumorouswitty For me, a male image that I'm really moved by is somewhere between of Oscar Wilde type of a male: the fop, the long hair, the suits, too witty for his own good, incredibly smart, scathingly funny - all that. But then my other ideal is more like the Buddhist monk - the shaved head, actually someone who sublimates their sexuality. Madonna Ciccone buddhistsmartwitty«3536373839404142434445»
