Quotes by Witty I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them. Mae West sarcastichumorouswitty There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. Mahatma Gandhi humorouswittyfood The only thing that shocks me is public interest in people who shouldn't be interesting at all, like Jade Goody. We've gone past Andy Warhol and all those clever, arty and witty things that were done and said in the sixties...the fifteen minutes, and so on. Now your celebrities don't have to do anything, they're just voted in. And that shocks me. Marco Pirroni cleverwittypast When nothing is sure, everything is possible. Margaret Drabble impossible-thingswittypositive I criticize by creation - not by finding fault. Marcus Tullius Cicero powerfulwisewitty Life is extraordinarily suave and sweet with certain natural, witty, affectionate people who have unusual distinction and are capable of every vice, but who make a display of none in public and about whom no one can affirm they have a single one. There is something supple and secret about them. Besides, their perversity gives spice to their most innocent occupations, such as taking a walk in the garden at night. Marcel Proust wittysweetnight Sons branch out, but one woman leads to another. Margaret Atwood brancheswittyson My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? Margaret Smith wittyfunnydeath Witty, brooding, contemplative, explosive: take your pick. Margo Jefferson broodingcontemplativewitty A vivid portrait of a teenage girl and her family in disarray. Meredith is a wonderful narrator, witty, feisty, full of yearning, and the story she tells is as complicated as life itself. This is a richly satisfying novel. Margot Livesey teenagegirlwitty Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you. Margaret Mead growing-uptiredwitty Most women defend themselves. It is the female of the species-it is the tigress and lioness in you which tends to defend when attacked. Margaret Thatcher womenfemalewitty I fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long. Marie de Rabutin-Chantal, marquise de Sevigne womenfearwitty If you give your life as a wholehearted response to love, then love will wholeheartedly respond to you. Marianne Williamson wittycutelove Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward. Marilyn vos Savant shoppingliteraturewitty Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering. Marilyn vos Savant humorouswittyfunny Sacred cows make the best hamburger. Mark Twain humorouswittyfunny I feel pretty and witty and gay. And I pity any girl who isn't me today. Marni Nixon gaygirlwitty Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Mark Twain sarcasticwittyfunny The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. Mark Twain inspirational-lifewittyfunny«3637383940414243444546»
