Quotes by Witty So you're mother? Nice to put a name to a face. Michael McIntyre nicemotherwitty If every witty thing that's said was true, Oscar Wilde, the world would worship You! Michael R. Burch worship-youwittyworld Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty. Mignon McLaughlin wittylovefunny For table-talk, I prefer the pleasant and witty before the learned and the grave; in bed, beauty before goodness. Michel de Montaigne bedtableswitty Desire is in men a hunger, in women only an appetite. Mignon McLaughlin wittymensex A father may have a child who is ugly and lacking in all the graces, and the love he feels for him puts a blindfold over his eyes so that he does not see his defects but considers them signs of charm and intelligence and recounts them to his friends as if they were clever and witty. Miguel de Cervantes cleverwittychildren Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live. Mignon McLaughlin marriagewittyfunny Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance. Michel de Montaigne marriagewittyfunny What we love about love is the fever, which marriage puts to bed and cures. Mignon McLaughlin marriagewittyfunny Vanity, revenge, loneliness, boredom, all apply: lust is one of the least of the reasons for promiscuity. Mignon McLaughlin revengewittysex Poesy is a beauteous damsel, chaste, honourable, discreet, witty, retired, and who keeps herself within the limits of propriety. She is a friend of solitude; fountains entertain her, meadows console her, woods free her from ennui, flowers delight her; in short, she gives pleasure and instruction to all with whom she communicates. Miguel de Cervantes flowerwittygiving Facts are the enemy of truth. Miguel de Cervantes humorousinspirationwitty My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. Mike Myers humorouswittyfunny My music is basically all about witty punchlines and lyric progression that is aimed to make you laugh or say "Woah." Mike Stud progressionwittylaughing I basically try not to waste any lines in any of my songs, and I think the witty phrases and funny lyrics I have bring a smarter sound to college hip-hop. Mike Stud collegesongwitty My music started out as a complete joke, so really all I was doing was going for witty punchlines to make all of my buddies laugh. Mike Stud punchlineswittylaughing A young man fills out an application for a job and does well until he gets to the last question, "Who Should we notify in case of an accident?" He mulls it over and then writes, "Anybody in sight!" Milton Berle wittyjobsfunny A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. Milton Berle wittyinspirationalfunny A team that is always fun with witty sense of humor. We help each other around a lot and help push each other to be better Min teamwittyfun Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name. Milton Berle humorouswittyfunny«3940414243444546474849»
