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I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am nev... by Samuel Goldwyn

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

Samuel Goldwyn
maywittyfunny
I want to make a picture about the Russian secret police - the GO... by Samuel Goldwyn

I want to make a picture about the Russian secret police - the GOP.

Samuel Goldwyn
policewittyfunny
If I were in this business only for the business, I wouldn't be i... by Samuel Goldwyn

If I were in this business only for the business, I wouldn't be in this business.

Samuel Goldwyn
businesswittyfunny
Gentlemen, listen to me slowly. by Samuel Goldwyn

Gentlemen, listen to me slowly.

Samuel Goldwyn
gentlemanwittyfunny
Can she sing? She's practically a Florence Nightingale. by Samuel Goldwyn

Can she sing? She's practically a Florence Nightingale.

Samuel Goldwyn
florence-nightingalewittyfunny
Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day. by Samuel Goldwyn

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

Samuel Goldwyn
wittyinspirationalfunny
It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities. by Samuel Goldwyn

It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.

Samuel Goldwyn
impossiblewittyfunny
In two words, impossible. by Samuel Goldwyn

In two words, impossible.

Samuel Goldwyn
wittyfunnytwo
Put it out of your mind. In no time, it will be a forgotten memor... by Samuel Goldwyn

Put it out of your mind. In no time, it will be a forgotten memory.

Samuel Goldwyn
wittymemoriesfunny
If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive. by Samuel Goldwyn

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

Samuel Goldwyn
wittyhappinessfunny
I read part of it all the way through. by Samuel Goldwyn

I read part of it all the way through.

Samuel Goldwyn
wittyfunnybook
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after... by Samuel Goldwyn

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

Samuel Goldwyn
wittyfunnybook
We have that Indian scene. We can get the Indians from the reserv... by Samuel Goldwyn

We have that Indian scene. We can get the Indians from the reservoir.

Samuel Goldwyn
scenewittyfunny
That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that la... by Samuel Goldwyn

That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.

Samuel Goldwyn
gratitudewittyfunny
Our comedies are not to be laughed at. by Samuel Goldwyn

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

Samuel Goldwyn
comedywittyfunny
I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five... by Samuel Goldwyn

I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years.

Samuel Goldwyn
wittyfunnyyears
Gentlemen, include me out. by Samuel Goldwyn

Gentlemen, include me out.

Samuel Goldwyn
gentlemanwittyfunny
There is a statue of limitation. by Samuel Goldwyn

There is a statue of limitation.

Samuel Goldwyn
statueswittyfunny
I've gone where the hand of man has never set foot. by Samuel Goldwyn

I've gone where the hand of man has never set foot.

Samuel Goldwyn
wittymenfunny
You fail to overlook the crucial point. by Samuel Goldwyn

You fail to overlook the crucial point.

Samuel Goldwyn
failingwittyfunny
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