Quotes by Witty My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off. Steve Kluger jeansblowwitty A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin laughterwittyfunny I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. Steve Martin wittylovefunny Witty and mean is easy - but fond and funny is hard. Steven Moffat writingwittymean The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese Steven Wright timewittyfunny My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant. Steven Wright wittyfriendshipfunny Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. Steven Wright wittyfunnycountry A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. Steven Wright laughterwittyfunny I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. Steven Wright humorouswittyfunny I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it. Steven Wright humorouswittylife I recently went to the hardware store and I bought some used paint... it was in a shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again. Steven Wright hilariouswittyfunny If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. Sue Grafton girlfriendwittyinspiring Men, their rights, and nothing more; women, their rights, and nothing less. Susan B. Anthony strong-womenindependentwitty On the other hand, you have different fingers. Steven Wright hilariouswittyfunny Every woman should have a purse of her own. Susan B. Anthony pursesshould-havewitty Surrealism in painting amounted to little more than the contents of a meagerly stocked dream world: a few witty fantasies, mostly wet dreams and agoraphobic nightmares. Susan Sontag dreamwittyworld Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear. Suzanne Collins president-snowwittyfunny The time to relax is when you don't have time for it. Sydney J. Harris timewittyfunny By the end of the session, I am no one at all. Haymitch started drinking somewhere around witty, and a nasty edge has crept into his voice. "I give up, sweetheart. Just answer the questions and try not to let the audience see how openly you despise them. Suzanne Collins giving-updrinkingwitty The voice of Thich Nhat Hanh-friendly, patient, steadfast, confident, contemporary, and often witty-seems, to me, an intermediary big brother talking directly to me on every page saying, 'Look! It's right there in you,' the very wisdom that leads to compassion. Sylvia Boorstein compassionbrotherwitty«5455565758596061626364»
