Quotes by Witty Each problem that I solved became a rule, which served afterwards to solve other problems. Rene Descartes humoroussuccesswitty Full of fun, over-the-top characters and witty prose, with a touch of gay romance that is equally pleasing to straight readers. The Edwin Drood Murders is the perfect mystery for educated, intelligent readers. Rhys Bowen wittyfuncharacter Howard Marks is very intelligent and well read, eloquent, witty, charming. I think it was those qualities that got him through. I was interested to explore that because generally, we perceive criminals as dark, twisted, angry characters. Howard isn't any of those. He was punished for his crime, released from prison, and has lived to tell the tale. Rhys Ifans darkwittycharacter Luckily the script [of X-files episode] was written wonderfully and that became who I was and I was quirky, and I was kind of agitated and not entirely happy, but at the same time, witty. Rhys Darby quirkyscriptswitty Seduction is about intelligence and wit. Someone who makes me laugh has every chance to seduce me. Riccardo Tisci sexylaughterwitty When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle class. And if your name is on your shirt, you're poor. Rich Hall workwittyfunny Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. Richard Bach wittyinspirationalfunny There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature - the malice of a good thing is the barb that makes it stick. Richard Brinsley Sheridan tonguelittleswitty The next time you find yourself in an argument, rather than defend your position, see if you can see the other point of view first. Richard Carlson stresswittyfunny The art of being agreeable frequently miscarries through the ambition which accompanies it. Wit, learning, wisdom,--what can more effectually conduce to the profit and delight of society? Yet I am sensible that a man may be too invariably wise, learned, or witty to be agreeable; and I take the reason of this to be, that pleasure cannot be bestowed by the simple and unmixed exertion of any one faculty or accomplishment. Richard Cumberland wisewittyart [Shahrazad] had perused the books, annals and legends of preceding Kings, and the stories, examples and instances of by gone men and things; indeed it was said that she had collected a thousand books of histories relating to antique races and departed rulers. She had perused the works of the poets and knew them by heart; she had studied philosophy and the sciences, arts and accomplishments; and she was pleasant and polite, wise and witty, well read and well bred. Richard Francis Burton wisewittyart A zen couch potato is a person who contemplates the nature of televised existence. Richard Helms potatoeswittyreality When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. Richard Lewis wittylovefunny I knew a witty physician who found theology in the biliary duct, and used to affirm that if there was a disease in the liver, the man became a Calvinist, and if that organ was sound, he became a Unitarian. Ralph Waldo Emerson diseasewittymen I would have made a good pope. Richard M. Nixon humorouswittyprofound In the television age, the key distinction is between the candidate who can speak poetry and the one who can only speak prose. Richard M. Nixon wittybirthdayfunny It's late, I'm tired, and your cigarettes are giving me a headache," I growled. "I suppose that's fair." He drew in on the cigarette and let out the smoke. "Some women think they make me look sexy." "I think you smoke them so you have something to do while thinking up your next witty line." He choked on the smoke, caught between inhaling and laughing. "Rose Hathaway, I can't wait to see you again. If you're this charming while tired and annoyed and this gorgeous while bruised and in ski clothes, you must be devastating at your peak. Richelle Mead sexytiredwitty Most people sitting at home aren't cool, successful, witty Hollywood stars, but they all worry about what people think of them when they faux pas. Ricky Gervais starshomewitty I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. Rita Rudner parentingwittychildren Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly. Rita Rudner drinkingwittyfunny«4647484950515253545556»
