Quotes by Witty Consumers know precisely what's wrong with advertising. Be it TV or print or whatever, they know that advertising is never creative enough ... never as witty, inspiring, sophisticated, entertaining and downright likeable as they would like it to be. Phil Dusenberry creativebusinesswitty Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? Phyllis Diller hilariouswittyfunny Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out. Phyllis Diller wittyinspirationalfunny Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. Phyllis Diller funny-inspirationalmomwitty The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. Phyllis Diller humorouswittyfunny Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis. Pierre-Simon Laplace humorouswittyinspirational Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. Plato wisdomwisewitty In politics we presume that everyone who knows how to get votes knows how to administer a city or a state. When we are ill... we do not ask for the handsomest physician, or the most eloquent one. Plato platocitieswitty Mankind will never see an end of trouble until lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power become lovers of wisdom Plato politicspoliticalwitty I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated. Poul Anderson truthwittymotivational In Korean, my lyrics are witty and have twists. But translated into English, it doesn't come over. I've tried writing in English, just for me, but it doesn't work. I've got to know everything about a culture, and I don't. PSY twistswritingwitty Bishop was all done with the witty converstaion. "Will you swear?" And Myrnin said, shockingly, "I will." And he proceeded to, a string of swearwords that made Claire blink. He ended with, "--frothy fool-born apple-john! Cheater of vandals and defiler of dead dogs!" and did another twirl and bow. He looked up with a red, red grin that was more like a leer. "Is that what you meant, my lord? Rachel Caine cheaterdogwitty Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. Ralph Richardson wittypeopleart There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. Randy Pausch powerfulhumorouswitty No man should travel until he has learned the language of the country he visits. Otherwise he voluntarily makes himself a great baby - so helpless and so ridiculous. Ralph Waldo Emerson wittybabycountry I came in rather late in the casting process of Reaper. I believe they had all the other roles cast. They were having trouble finding the devil. They had seen almost 100 actors for the role. I got the script and I liked it - it was clever and witty and very, very funny, and a nice, fresh take on an old story. I went in and did a scene for the producers, the kitchen scene from the pilot where I'm cooking a chicken-fried steak. At the end of it, they all had a smile on their face, and they realized they had found their devil. Ray Wise nicecleverwitty Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis. Ralph Waldo Emerson humorousfearwitty I was so amazingly witty when I had the No. 1 movie, you have no idea. People laughed at every single one of my jokes. Then when I hadn't had a hit for three or four years, some of these same people pretended they didn't see me when I walked in the room. Rebecca De Mornay wittyyearsideas My mama is my best friend. We have fun, we can talk about anything, she always is on my side but really quick to tell me when I'm wrong. That's a true friend. She's loyal, smart, witty and intelligent. She loves family and loves to travel. All the things I love! Reba McEntire true-friendwittyfun I wish I knew all the answers, how to be perfect, attractive and witty. But I'm just a human being with all the regular faults and it seems no matter how hard I try, I can't change that. Rebecca wishperfectwitty«4546474849505152535455»
