Quotes by Witty I would tell the world that Shahrukh is the better actor Shahrukh Khan actorswittyworld If you ask that question again ma'am, I will have to ask you your age Shahrukh Khan asksagewitty I'm not bisexual, I'm tri-sexual. I try everything Shahrukh Khan bisexualwittytrying My inner child is not wounded. Shannen Doherty wittyfunnychildren Well do I remember the first night we met, how you questioned my opinion that first impressions are perfect. You were right to do so, of course, but even then I suspected what I've come to believe most passionately these past weeks: from that first moment, I knew you were a dangerous woman, and I was in great peril of falling in love." She thought she should say something witty here. She said, "Really? Shannon Hale falling-in-lovewittybelieve The army slew a thousand and showed little pity The king ordered fealty from the conquered city The prince charmed its people with words wise and witty And the queen sat on a couch, looking very pretty Shannon Hale kingswisewitty Television has made dictatorship impossible but democracy unbearable. Shimon Peres democracywittyfunny The best thing about humour is that it shows people they are not alone. Sid Caesar humourwittypeople This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever. Sigmund Freud sarcasticwittyfunny The cocktail filled him with a whirling exhilaration behind which he was aware of devastating desires—to rush places in fast motors, to kiss girls, to sing, to be witty. ... He perceived that he had gifts of profligacy which had been neglected. —chapter 8 Sinclair Lewis kissinggirlwitty The future is made of the same stuff as the present. Simone Weil futurestuffwitty True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing. Socrates familywisdomwitty Being a journalist is good if you want to write books: it teaches you to get beyond the blank screen. My books have been described as froth but there's scope to be witty and ironic about everything in life. Sophie Kinsella writingwittybook How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. Spike Milligan humorouswittyfunny I can speak Esperanto like a native. Spike Milligan humorouswittyfunny The present generation, wearied by its chimerical efforts, relapses into complete indolence. Its condition is that of a man who has only fallen asleep towards morning: first of all come great dreams, then a feeling of laziness, and finally a witty or clever excuse for remaining in bed. Soren Kierkegaard dreamwittymorning If you want to be witty, work on your character and say what you think on every occasion. Stendhal wittycharacterthinking I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. Stephen Fry i-dont-need-youwittyfunny An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them. Stephen Fry wittyfunnybook Between funny and witty Falls the shadow Stephen Fry shadowwittyfall«5354555657585960616263»
