Quotes by Witty I've been enjoying 'Life on the Mississippi' by Mark Twain that I picked up at the airport randomly. It's very witty and interesting to read about his time as a steamboat pilot. Roman Coppola airportswittyinteresting The next time you have a thought... let it go. Ron White wittyinspirationalfunny A recession is when your neighbor loses his job. A depression is when you lose yours. Ronald Reagan depressionwittyfunny Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. Ross Macdonald powerfulwittyfunny I'm not saying that charming, witty and warm copy won't sell. I'm just saying I've seen thousands of charming, witty campaigns that didn't sell. Rosser Reeves just-sayingcampaignswitty Let's say you have $1,000,000 tied up in your little company and suddenly your advertising isn't working and sales are going down. And everything depends on it. Your future depends on it, your family's future depends on it, other people's families depend on it. Now, what do you want from me? Fine writing? Or do you want to see the goddamned sales curve stop moving down and start moving up? Rosser Reeves businesswisewitty Democracy is worth dying for, because it's the most deeply honorable form of government ever devised by man. Ronald Reagan politicalwittymen One picture is worth 1,000 denials. Ronald Reagan humorouswittyfunny I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced Ruby Wax humorouswittyfunny Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves. Ronald Reagan marijuanawittywar Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run. Rudyard Kipling timerunningwitty Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. Ruth Gordon couragewittyinspirational Our way is not soft grass, it's a mountain path with lots of rocks. But it goes upwards, forward, toward the sun. Ruth Westheimer bad-daywittylife You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty. Sacha Guitry powerfulwittyinspirational Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. Saint Augustine philosophicalwittyfunny At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. Salvador Dali workwittyfunny The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad. Salvador Dali wittyinspirationalfunny O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. Saint Augustine humorouswittyfunny I read the script [of Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency] and went, "I haven't read anything this good, in a long time." I thought it was absolutely brilliant. The dialogue is so sparkling, smart and witty. You also have these insane, crazy characters, like energy sucking vampires and holistic assassins. It's all completely weird. Samuel Barnett smartcrazywitty A Hospital is no place to be sick. Samuel Goldwyn sickhealthwitty«4950515253545556575859»
