Quotes by Witty Promise, large promise, is the soul of an advertisement. Samuel Johnson businesswisewitty Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children. Samuel Butler wittyfunnychildren Don't let your life pass you by, weep not for the memories. Sarah McLachlan agingwittymemories Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money. Satchel Paige moneywittyfunny Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you. Satchel Paige wittysportsfunny Conquered people tend to be witty. Saul Bellow wittyphilosophyart I never knew what an engineer did for a living when I was a kid. I still don't. Scott Adams hilariouswittyfunny If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? Seymour Cray powerfulstrongwitty Interesting - I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray.(when he was told that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer to help them design the next Mac ) Seymour Cray appleshumorouswitty #3 pencils and quadrille pads.(when asked what CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer ) Seymour Cray designhumorouswitty #3 pencils and quadrille pads. Seymour Cray padswittyfunny I'd like to do music in the same way - in a witty way. People think of YG artists as rarely appearing on TV but I'd like to make Big Bang fans happy through various mediums. Seungri artistwittythinking If you like me, raise your hand. If you don't, raise your standards Shahrukh Khan standardswittyhands I don't write cheques anymore because I end up signing them "with love, shan rukh" Shahrukh Khan endswritingwitty Well Mandira, I hope not. You see, I started both their careers. And as far as i can remember, I started yours too. Shahrukh Khan careerswittyremember Yeah, I treat all my heroines like children now. I pick them up, I cuddle them, I call them baby. Shahrukh Khan wittybabychildren Whenever I start feeling too arrogant about myself, I always take a trip to the U.S. The immigration guys kick the star out of my stardom. Shahrukh Khan guystarswitty Yes it's going really well. We are planning on having a baby together. Shahrukh Khan togetherwittybaby When will you start asking different questions? Better questions? Shahrukh Khan differentaskingwitty I am like a Rolls- Royce. I can run without an engine, purely on reputation Shahrukh Khan reputationrunningwitty«5253545556575859606162»
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