Quotes by Witty I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. Rita Rudner religiousdogwitty The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one. Rita Rudner marriagewittylove You can't be truly rude until you understand good manners. Rita Mae Brown rudewittyfunny My commentary's hilarious, not witty. Richelle Mead commentarywitty I like witty people, people who can be witty on the spot. Rob Brydon spotswittypeople If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer. Rob Corddry humorouswittyfunny I always love it whenever Rose delivers one of her witty one-liners—particularly when it’s a completely serious situation. The contrast always amuses me, but then, I’m biased. Richelle Mead seriousrosewitty I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. Robert Benchley humorouswittyfunny Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? Robert Benchley humorouswittyfunny Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of Robert Benchley humorouswittyfunny A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge Robert Breault wisewittyfunny I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker. Robert De Niro wittyfunnymean Great God! This is an awful place. Robert Falcon Scott antarcticaawfulwitty Women will forgive anything. Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago. Robert A. Heinlein forgivenesswittyfunny Nothing uses up alcohol faster than political argument. Robert A. Heinlein alcoholpoliticalwitty As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, "You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do" Robert Breault humorouswittyfunny There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a pencilling Robert Breault humorouswittyfunny A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. Robert Frost wittyinspirationalfunny All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought Robert Breault wittylifefunny Marriage, like money, is still with us; and, like money, progressively devalued. Robert Graves marriagewittyfunny«4748495051525354555657»
