Quotes by Sarcastic She was like a sinking ship firing on the rescuers. Alexander Woollcott sinking ships sarcastic He [Napoleon] was as great as a man can be without morality. Alexis de Tocqueville morality sarcastic men An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. Alfred A. Knopf, Sr. sarcasm sarcastic men The true God, the mighty God, is the God of ideas. Alfred de Vigny sarcastic funny ideas I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle. Alfred Hitchcock acting sarcastic funny Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some. Alfred Hitchcock sarcastic funny death There are several differences between a footballl game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the participants wear uniforms. Also there are more injuries at a football game. Alfred Hitchcock sarcasm sarcastic football I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way. Allan Sloan sarcasm sarcastic writing Aw, now look at that, you're being sarcastic, aren't you? Alyson Noel being-sarcastic sarcastic looks Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence. Ambrose Bierce mad sarcastic intellectual Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility. Ambrose Bierce sarcastic business inspirational Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. Ambrose Bierce sarcastic funny art Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue. Ambrose Bierce virtue sarcastic patience Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. Ambrose Bierce sarcastic courage peace Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills. Ambrose Bierce sarcastic nature beach diplomacy, n.: The patriotic art of lying for one's country. Ambrose Bierce sarcastic country art CARNIVOROUS, adj. Addicted to the cruelty of devouring the timorous vegetarian, his heirs and assigns. Ambrose Bierce heirs sarcastic science DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude. Ambrose Bierce silver sarcastic clouds Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth. Ambrose Bierce sarcastic purpose animal EXTINCTION, n. The raw material out of which theology created the future state. Ambrose Bierce future raw-materials sarcastic «1234567891011»