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She was like a sinking ship firing on the rescuers. by Alexander Woollcott

She was like a sinking ship firing on the rescuers.

Alexander Woollcott
sinking ships sarcastic
He [Napoleon] was as great as a man can be without morality. by Alexis de Tocqueville

He [Napoleon] was as great as a man can be without morality.

Alexis de Tocqueville
morality sarcastic men
An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the inco... by Alfred A. Knopf, Sr.

An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.

Alfred A. Knopf, Sr.
sarcasm sarcastic men
The true God, the mighty God, is the God of ideas. by Alfred de Vigny

The true God, the mighty God, is the God of ideas.

Alfred de Vigny
sarcastic funny ideas
I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors sh... by Alfred Hitchcock

I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle.

Alfred Hitchcock
acting sarcastic funny

Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.

Alfred Hitchcock
sarcastic funny death

There are several differences between a footballl game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the participants wear uniforms. Also there are more injuries at a football game.

Alfred Hitchcock
sarcasm sarcastic football
I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk... by Allan Sloan

I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way.

Allan Sloan
sarcasm sarcastic writing
Aw, now look at that, you're being sarcastic, aren't you? by Alyson Noel

Aw, now look at that, you're being sarcastic, aren't you?

Alyson Noel
being-sarcastic sarcastic looks
Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independenc... by Ambrose Bierce

Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.

Ambrose Bierce
mad sarcastic intellectual
Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without ind... by Ambrose Bierce

Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.

Ambrose Bierce
sarcastic business inspirational

Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.

Ambrose Bierce
sarcastic funny art
Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue. by Ambrose Bierce

Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.

Ambrose Bierce
virtue sarcastic patience
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. by Ambrose Bierce

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.

Ambrose Bierce
sarcastic courage peace
Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made... by Ambrose Bierce

Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.

Ambrose Bierce
sarcastic nature beach
diplomacy, n.: The patriotic art of lying for one's country. by Ambrose Bierce

diplomacy, n.: The patriotic art of lying for one's country.

Ambrose Bierce
sarcastic country art

CARNIVOROUS, adj. Addicted to the cruelty of devouring the timorous vegetarian, his heirs and assigns.

Ambrose Bierce
heirs sarcastic science
DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude. by Ambrose Bierce

DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude.

Ambrose Bierce
silver sarcastic clouds
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead... by Ambrose Bierce

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

Ambrose Bierce
sarcastic purpose animal
EXTINCTION, n. The raw material out of which theology created the... by Ambrose Bierce

EXTINCTION, n. The raw material out of which theology created the future state.

Ambrose Bierce
future raw-materials sarcastic
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