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Nature, not content with denying him the ability to think, has endowed him with the ability to write.

A. E. Housman
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In every American there is an air of incorrigible innocence, which seems to conceal a diabolical cunning.

A. E. Housman
sarcasticairfunny
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian b... by A. Whitney Brown

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

A. Whitney Brown
hatesarcasticfunny

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.

Abba Eban
sarcasticwarfunny
A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what n... by Abba Eban

A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually.

Abba Eban
sarcasticmeanbelieve
His ignorance is encyclopedic. by Abba Eban

His ignorance is encyclopedic.

Abba Eban
sarcasticignoranceclever
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out a... by Abraham Lincoln

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

Abraham Lincoln
sarcasticlifefunny
The things I want to know are in books; my best friend is the man... by Abraham Lincoln

The things I want to know are in books; my best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read.

Abraham Lincoln
sarcasticmotivationalfriendship
She could carry off anything; and some people said that she did. by Ada Leverson

She could carry off anything; and some people said that she did.

Ada Leverson
sarcasticsaidpeople
Some people approach every problem with an open mouth. by Adlai E. Stevenson

Some people approach every problem with an open mouth.

Adlai E. Stevenson
sarcasmsarcasticinspirational

Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food, and few things in the world are more wearying than a sarcastic attitude towards life.

Agnes Repplier
sarcasticattitudepositive
Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprinciple... by Al Capp

Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.

Al Capp
architecturesarcasticart
So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name. by Alan Bennett

So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.

Alan Bennett
sarcasticnamesfall
Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache... by Alan Bennett

Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.

Alan Bennett
mustachesarcasticgiving
We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect. by Alanis Morissette

We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.

Alanis Morissette
sarcasticlovefunny

In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.

Alanis Morissette
sarcastichumorsong
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. by Aldous Huxley

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.

Aldous Huxley
laughtersarcasticfunny
It's better to be a dictator than gay. by Alexander Lukashenko

It's better to be a dictator than gay.

Alexander Lukashenko
sarcastichumorousfunny
A brain of feathers, and a heart of lead. by Alexander Pope

A brain of feathers, and a heart of lead.

Alexander Pope
sarcasticbrainheart
A wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits. by Alexander Pope

A wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits.

Alexander Pope
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