Quotes by Witty A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life. Christopher Morley wittylifefunny Blessed is the satirist; and blessed the ironist; blessed the witty scoffer, and blessed the sentimentalist; for each, having seen one spoke of the wheel, thinks to have seen all, and is content. Christopher Morley blessedwittythinking The mass media causes sexual misdirection: It prompts us to need something deeper than what we want. This is why Woody Allen has made nebbish guys cool; he makes people assume there is something profound about having a relationship based on witty conversation and intellectual discourse. There isn't. It's just another gimmick, and it's no different than wanting to be with someone because they're thin or rich or the former lead singer of Whiskeytown. Chuck Klosterman mediawittypeople I've worked a lot with Noah Baumbach, and he doesn't make it easy to like his characters, but the stories are funny and witty and there's an edge to that kind of humanity. Ciaran Hinds humanitywittycharacter I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure - that is all that agnosticism means. Clarence Darrow powerfulwittyfunny Art is 'I'; science is 'we'. Claude Bernard wittyscienceart People don't buy from clowns. Claude C. Hopkins wisewittypeople If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. Clement Freud giving-upwittyfunny Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months. Clifford Stoll wittymeaningfulfunny Dr. Seuss provided "ingenious and uniquely witty solutions to the standing problem of the juvenile fantasy writer: how to find, not another Alice, but another rabbit hole. Clifton Fadiman drsrabbitswitty It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are. Clive James powerfulwittyscience I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit. Colin Quinn kingsreasonwitty The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts. Conan O'Brien wittyfunnysex Girl who sit on Judge's lap get honorable discharge. Confucius girlwittyfunny Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. Corey Ford dogwittyfunny A large nose is the mark of a witty, courteous, affable, generous and liberal man. Cyrano de Bergerac noseswittymen Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was. D. J. MacHale warriorwittykids Big Data is like teenage sex: everyone talks about it, nobody really knows how to do it, everyone thinks everyone else is doing it, so everyone claims they are doing it. Dan Ariely teenagewittysex One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice-president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'. Dan Quayle politicalresponsibilitywitty For NASA, space is still a high priority. Dan Quayle wittyfunnyscience«56789101112131415»
