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Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

Charles M. Schulz
fitness-motivational exercise witty
You're a good man, Charlie Brown. by Charles M. Schulz

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

Charles M. Schulz
good-man witty men
There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from. by Charles M. Schulz

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.

Charles M. Schulz
problem running witty

There is one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods; and that is, the sincere desire to find out the truth, whatever it may be.

Charles Pierce
truth witty science

Pornography is in the loin of the beholder.

Charles Rembar
beholder witty sex

Euphonic and harmonious expressions, forcible and just expressions, profound and comprehensive expressions, and especially apt and witty expressions, each have their specific influence upon different minds, and their common influence upon all minds.... It is therefore high time our most valuable aphorisms and paragraphs were put in order for frequent perusal, and for handy reference, as the circumstances of life call up subjects.

Charles Simmons
expression witty order

To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.

Charles Stubbs
powerful atheist witty
Political correctness is tyranny with manners. by Charlton Heston

Political correctness is tyranny with manners.

Charlton Heston
sarcastic witty funny
A witty illustration or an apt story will accomplish more than co... by Chauncey Depew

A witty illustration or an apt story will accomplish more than columns of argument.

Chauncey Depew
illustration stories witty
Silence is argument carried out by other means. by Che Guevara

Silence is argument carried out by other means.

Che Guevara
powerful witty positive
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish by Chevy Chase

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish

Chevy Chase
humorous witty funny

I realized that for many people attending a reading is like watching television at the end of a long day. They don't want to be sad but to laugh. Chances are they'll pick the sitcoms over the horror movies. So I learned that, while one's larger body of fiction can have quite a bit of sadness and conflict and tragedy in it , in a reading environment, the average audience member seems able to tolerate only a little bit of sadness. They'd much rather the reading be sexy, funny, and witty. Life is hard these days. There's more than enough sadness in the world, so I can't blame them.

Chinelo Okparanta
sexy reading witty
My brain's not sharp enough to come up with a witty comment. by Chris Pine

My brain's not sharp enough to come up with a witty comment.

Chris Pine
enough brain witty

There is an element of seduction in shoes that doesn't exist for men. A woman can be sexy, charming, witty or shy with her shoes.

Christian Louboutin
sexy witty men
A woman can be sexy, charming, witty or shy with her shoes. by Christian Louboutin

A woman can be sexy, charming, witty or shy with her shoes.

Christian Louboutin
shoes sexy witty
The next best thing to being witty one's self, is to be able to b... by Christian Nestell Bovee

The next best thing to being witty one's self, is to be able to be able to quote another's wit.

Christian Nestell Bovee
able self witty
Next to being witty, the best thing is being able to quote anothe... by Christian Nestell Bovee

Next to being witty, the best thing is being able to quote another's wit.

Christian Nestell Bovee
able witty inspirational

Plainly, this unwillingness to give ground even on unimportant disagreements is the symptom of some deepseated insecurity, as was my one-time fondness for making teasing remarks (which I amended when I read Anthony Powell's matter-of-fact observation that teasing is an unfailing sign of misery within) and as is my very pronounced impatience. The struggle, therefore, is to try and cultivate the virtuous side of these shortcomings: to be a genial host while only slightly whiffled, for example, or to be witty at the expense of one's own weaknesses instead of those of other people.

Christopher Hitchens
struggle witty people

Never ask while you are doing it if what you are doing is fun. Don't introduce even your most reliably witty acquaintance as someone who will set the table on a roar.

Christopher Hitchens
tables witty fun
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, a... by Christopher Isherwood

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination.

Christopher Isherwood
witty life funny
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